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[personal profile] meteorman2017-08-21 01:36 pm

you can't be straight in space

Hello all! I'm Ink, and I used to place way way back in ye olden days of Apprentice Wanted. I was super hype to see a revival and I'm glad my time's finally shook out to the point where I can join!

I'm bringing you Stanford Pines from Gravity Falls, and I'm sorry. He's 69 years old (yes, really), has twelve PhDs, six fingers on both hands, and a lot of opinions. Traveling to new worlds is old hat for him, so arriving in this one won't be surprising for the reasons one might expect. The most confusing part of it will be that he didn't do it on purpose this time, really.

I've signed him up as an outlier (he has some bad prior experience with evil overlords, so joining up with the Mistress was a no go) and my plan is for him to start publishing a Sexy Zine of some description. As for preferences, he's into just about anyone so long as they're not a unicorn. Unicorns are jerks.


You'd think that's an in-between but no, he just holds that pose.

If you need to contact me for anything, I've joined the discord server and I'm also reachable at [plurk.com profile] mister_inkwell .

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[personal profile] loveskulls2017-08-02 10:29 pm
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AROUND THE KINGDOM: August Edition

August has arrived, and with it that awkward time where it’s still summer, but it won’t be for much longer. The farmlands outside the village are full of folks hard at work tending their crops (some of which look entirely too phallic) or herding their livestock. The forest is alive with animals and insects, and people coming to and fro as they hunt, gather, and travel for business and pleasure through its boughs. Why not take a walk down well-trod paths, or explore off-trail? The forest is safe, assuming you don’t anger local wildlife or the supernatural critters that live in there.

And in the village proper, things are getting back to normal. Townsfolk are going about their business, commenting that the newcomers are good for tourism. And it’s true; all outliers will find themselves dealing with a handful of nosy passersby this month. Sometimes they just stare, smile, and wave; other times they come up and ask questions about where you’re from, what you did there, do you know any really exotic sex acts… and it’s only a proposition some of the time. They’re genuinely curious!

Guards and apprentices will certainly also get this treatment, but seeing as they can retreat into the castle when they’re not on errands or shifts, it may be less of a problem.

Speaking of which...

Lucky you, apprentices! Seeing as there’s a number of dignitaries in town right now, the Mistress has decided to actually give you degenerates some “important” tasks to do. While that mostly means doing standard household chores around the castle, she assigns all apprentices to clean and sort a few rooms in the cellars. No pilfering food or wine, she warns. Some of those cellars contain patches of mold that may make cleaning a more difficult task than anticipated… no, that doesn’t mean asthma for the apprentices. Unless you want them to, whatever, I’m not your dad. No, the spores have a psychoactive effect; the closer you are to them while cleaning, the more inebriated you’ll get. It’s not sex pollen, but what you want to do when you’re high in a place where everyone runs around half-naked and occasionally perform sex acts in public is your business.

And in the meantime, try to enjoy the company of the diplomats and ambassadors. Some of them are probably secret assassins, but most are just there to suck up to the Mistress. Individually, some are quite happy to dote on you, or even invite you to their rooms… but around the Mistress, they may be more likely to cater to her whims.

She, by the way, doesn’t actually trust any of you guards enough to assign you to important bodyguard roles. You can hang out with them all you want, but when it comes to watching over them, that’s not your job at all. Instead, she has you doing drills alongside new recruits under an officer. Jogging, exercises (in groups and with partners), and even an obstacle course. Amazingly, you aren’t naked for it, though it’s not like your uniforms are particularly helpful with keeping everything in place correctly and you are definitely not allowed to stop and adjust yourself. Less amazingly, dignitaries can often be noted watching from their balconies. Masturbating? Probably.

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Posted prominently at the center of the marketplace are a number of bills advertising quests and tasks. They also appear in your journals, because of course they do.

Available Quests

To accomplish a quest and earn coins, we ask that you either directly thread out the quest, or have it play a significant part in an unrelated thread in some way (IE: you’re interrupted in progress of performing the task, you ask a friend to help, the task backfired and you’re now cursed/injured/horny, etc). You may collect the coin on the AC after you have completed the thread. Though you’re welcome to handwave simple NPC conversations and involvement, if you would like a mod to hop in with an NPC or to offer you advice, you’re welcome to do so! Comment on this post at any point during the month to request NPC involvement.


Cursed Cow
My most prized cow was cursed by a sorcerer two weeks ago. When I milk her, she yodels in a powerful man’s voice and doesn’t stop until I’m done. It’s extremely loud, my ears hurt, and the neighbors are complaining. If someone can help me solve this problem, it would be really helpful.
-a Dairy Farmer

Rewards: 5g-20 gold, depending on the cleverness of your solution.

Words for Sex
I’m having a contest with my neighbor for who can come up with the best words and euphemisms for sex. It’s been going on for a while and I’m running out of ideas, but I refuse to quit. If you can submit me a page of your best ideas, I’ll pay for them. I live around the south corner from the market, in the house with the red and blue door. If it’s good, I might ask for more.
Reward: 10 gold per sheet of 15 good euphemisms. (Limit two per character)

Mushrooms?
I want weird mushrooms. Put them in the jar. It’s under your bed. It’s got your name on it.
Reward: 5 gold for a... labeled... jar... filled with weird mushrooms...???



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This post is yours for the plotting! Have fun! You're welcome to leave questions here.
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[personal profile] loveskulls2017-08-01 08:49 am
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July Activity Check


Hello, everyone! Welcome to Kingdom Comes’ monthly Activity Check!

For this month's AC, you are required to have ten comments from your character in the AC period in order to pass and remain in the game. Please use the following form and reply to this post!

We are going back and checking previous ACs so that we can distribute coins accordingly. The month of August will see the return of quests for additional income, and the next AC's form will have space to reflect that.

For New Characters: If your character was accepted at any point in July, you're exempt from the ten comment requirement—but please fill out this form to claim your first month's wage!




If you don't have enough activity this month, don't fret! Just link us what you have and let us know you'd like take a strike. You will need to pass AC next month in order to stay in the game.

Please submit your AC by Monday, August 7th, 11:59PM GMT.

The name of my series is very deceiving : (

Oh! Hello hello!

I'm Aya and I'm here with the wonderful witch, Yuuko Ichihara, from xxxHolic. I'm super glad to be here!

Yuuko is a boozing, smoking, fashionista with a few deep seated personal issues. But I wouldn't worry about those. She certainly doesn't. Despite her rather constant debauchery she's incredibly clever and knowledgeable about all arcana and things magical. Yuuko isn't one to be underestimated. The booze only makes her stronger.

I'm looking forward to unleashing her onto all of you~

I know a few of you from my time in Ryslig but most of you I haven't met yet! Needless to say I'm looking forward to all the new friends and CR.

Introducing everyone's favorite nerd lord king

I am here too! Sorry I am late with the intro but I am Poshu and I am bringing Noctis to the porn table. 

He's a skittish little skinny disney princess so PLEASE feel FREE to flirt with him or fondle him or push him against a wall and do unspeakable things. Please oh please, do horrible things to this boy. I am cool with just about anything, ask me about specific permissions if you like. I don't like body fluid stuff but other than that it's good, and I mean everything else. Good. Go for it. 

Have fun with your little princess
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[personal profile] anteojos2017-07-22 01:24 am

Coming up with a new RECIPEHH

Hey there everyone! I'm Gabi and I shall be bringing Ignis to the Kingdom. So… feel free to say hi and ask him for the new recipes. Or simply pester him, if you please (?)

I can be reached on plurk (/asato) or through discord (Aigle#3535) for further plotting or just sharing some shenanigans. Hope to see you all soon~!

Who let the dumpster king back in? [Returning trashfire]

Hello everyone! You might remember me from last time when I brought this guy, Ardyn Izunia, from Final Fantasy XV. I had a bit of a break but it seems I can't quite leave this place forever.

I'm Linden and it's good to be back. If you wish to thread/plot/smut whatever with Ardyn, please feel free to contact me via my Plurk: ThorinII or Discord: drunkleardyn111#1019

Let the magic filth begin...

EDIT: Permissions just in case you want to know what you can do with this guy. which is practically everything.
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[personal profile] loveskulls2017-07-15 06:30 pm

TEST DRIVE MEME: The Third




SCENARIO ONE:
Uh oh, seems some magic went awry. Looks like what’s in your pants is a little— or a lot different than it was a minute ago. Your beloved genitals have been swapped with another in the area.

How will you know who has yours?

A little game of hot and cold, of course. You’ll get hot and bothered to where you can’t ignore it anymore by the time you’re standing in front of the current carrier of your junk. Found it? Great!

Now you just have to get it back on your body. To do this, you will be tasked to stimulate your familiar set of genitals until the current owner comes, of course! Be sure to get one another off around the same time, or you may have to go on the hunt again.

—At least that’s what the quickly slinking away wizard tells you.

SCENARIO TWO:
Seems your coffers have gotten a little empty. Good thing the local potion master will offer some coin for each draught you try. She claims she has gotten much too old to be trying new potions out on herself anyway.

Red: Touted as what is supposed to be a more powerful love potion, this will make the next person who sees you fall madly for you, so much so that they just want to be you. They will try desperately to talk you out of your clothes so that they may wear them.

Blue: Supposedly this potion allows the user to fly. Seems a little unevenly mixed… Upon consuming this you will begin to levitate, though primarily by a single limb or body part.

Green: A potion designed to help farmers; it will make unruly magical plants docile, even affectionate. This potion is perhaps too potent… The drinker will be utterly irresistible to plant-life. Hopefully you like them as much as they seem to like you.

Purple: The potion master promises more coin for this than the others. It seems to be a potion of compulsive truth-telling. Take a little too much and it will make you start exaggerating truths and feel unable to keep them to yourself!

Black: The crown jewel of the potions. Supposedly it makes the user stronger, faster, smarter, and all too eager to show it off! Seems as if the potion does not improve any individual quality, but it does instill a false sense of superiority and a hefty amount of exuberant arrogance.


SCENARIO THREE:
There are great prizes for those with the courage to compete! So promises the Mistress, at least, and you’re desperate enough to believe her. You will be herded into the courtyard, paired up and ordered to strip. You may be worried, you may be excited— to learn that you are now competing in a three legged race with your partner. Hopefully you and your partner are on the same page with wanting to still compete. There’s certainly no do-overs on partners. Better get ready, the race is about to begin!

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[personal profile] loveskulls2017-07-10 08:45 am

Summer is Back! Let's Celebrate!

Now that the Snow Queen has been... placated, the whole kingdom is gearing up to celebrate! Though the festivities are only at their very spontaneous and modest beginnings, feel free to join in! Shed those layers, enjoy the sun on your face, and Outliers can have fun trying to handle leaky shacks and all that new snowmelt.

HOWEVER, later in the week, things will be kicking into full gear with a second full mingle and log! Prizes will be distributed among the participants, and the Mistress will be holding a compulsory celebration to show off her prize exotic foreigners from other worlds, all of whom worked so valiantly to end the winter.

And the biggest prize of all: characters will have a chance to interact with the Mistress directly!

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As a moderator note, thank you all for sticking around while we transition things over!

Stay tuned, and in the meantime, happy threading!
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[personal profile] loveskulls2017-07-03 06:49 pm

IMPORTANT, NEWER ANNOUNCEMENT

Kingdom Comes will not be closing. We would like to thank Megan and Jo for all their hard work and service leading up to this point. We simply couldn't stand the thought of Kingdom Comes closing! They kindly and quickly handed us the reigns, and for that we are very grateful. We believe that we can breathe new life into Kingdom Comes and we strongly believe that it will flourish given some renewed time and attention. We hope that all of you will stick around with us on the next leg of this journey.

We will be making a few changes around here that we hope spurs activity, CR, and fun! There won't be anything too drastic, but we will give a good heads up. Come talk to us on discord! If you have any questions or concerns, please contact us. We would love to hear from each of you.

Love,
Mod Oli
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[personal profile] loveskulls2017-07-03 12:39 am

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

Hello sugar plums,
This is sad but probably not unexpected news that pertains to the state of the game. We mods have deliberated over the pace and size and have come to the difficult decision to close the game.

This is largely because we do not see the game growing or thriving in DWRP currently, as other games are more successfully catering to the smut genre and there doesn't seem to be a large interest in the setting. With the large number of drops, and with no new blood coming in, it's growing to be difficult to keep things afloat. We intend to keep the comms open and have no plans to delete or close anything. There's no time limit to the end of the game, but we can wind up the Snow Queen event if anyone is interested—feel free to keep tagging your threads and bring things to a satisfying end (wink, wink).

Thank you so much to everyone that gave us a chance and sorry once again to end things this way.

Lots of love,
Megan and Jo

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[personal profile] loveskulls2017-06-08 09:16 pm
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EVENT PLOTTING: THE SNOW QUEEN

Hello, dearest sluts! We here on the mod team hope you're as excited for this event as we are, because it's promising to be a fun and wholesome time for all!

And by 'fun and wholesome,' we of course mean 'fun and filthy'.

While everyone else is busy frolicking in the snow, snuggling up to stay warm, or becoming hermits and cursing the Snow Queen from afar, ten brave individuals have stepped forward to compete for the honor of keeping her company and with any luck, reversing this bout of wintry weather we've been having.

The participants have been sorted into a bracket, tournament-style; in order to move forward to the next round, one has to simply keep from orgasming until after their partner does. This can take place in private if necessary; all the Mistress asks is for an honest report of who bested who. The rest of the details can be found here in the original event post.

Without further ado, THE BRACKET:



Feel free to use this post in order to plot with your partners! Please report the winner of each round in the appropriate thread below; you can choose to thread it out or handwave—but why wouldn't you want to thread it out?

Have fun, be safe, and happy fucking!

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[personal profile] loveskulls2017-06-04 07:59 pm
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JUNE EVENT: THE SNOW QUEEN

JUNE EVENT: THE SNOW QUEEN



The summer months are coming up in our locationally vague Kingdom. There was a brief dip into longer, warmer days that began with flowers blooming, birds chirping and other assorted signs of natural seasonal change. Over the past few days, as we progress into what truly should be summer, we see these signs regress. Days are shorter, colder and plants are slowly starting to die. This suspicious change in weather comes to a head, when chilly temperatures drop so low that frost begins to creep over the kingdom. Before you know it, summer has regressed back into winter entirely and snow will fall. The Kingdom is a veritable Winter Wonderland, and it’s enjoyable for a little while.

Characters can build snowmen, toboggan down slopes, cuddle by the fire and enjoy warm drinks and meals together.. Until supplies start to run out, due to the unexpected second winter.

Correspondence between Kingdoms travels back and forth, until the Mountain Kingdoms come back with both a source and solution for this problem. The Snow Queen, residing in the highest reaches of the mountain, is in desperate need of company. Her isolation is making her miserable, which is causing her powers to spiral out of control. The only cure for her ailment is companionship of a particular sort, someone to keep her warm at night, someone to provide affection and, you know...

Fuck her.

There’s no secret as to why the Mountain Kingdom has asked for assistance from The Mistress. Her Kingdom has certain proclivities that should prove useful, but she can’t send just anyone (and certainly not herself, because she is burdened with not caring). A failed attempt to seduce the Snow Queen could be just as risky as leaving her isolated. Her savior must be skilled in many ways, but primarily the art of pleasure and not freezing to death.

In order to select the best candidate, the kingdom will hold a FUCK FEST. The winner of which will go on to seduce the Snow Queen. The rules are simple: contenders will be paired off, the first to orgasm loses and the one who holds out longest and fucks best is the winner. Luckily, it isn’t necessary to perform in front of a crowd. This will continue until all winners fuck and find the ultimate winner, our champion.

The dwarves of the Kingdom can happily furnish the ultimate champion with a potion that has “anti-freeze” effects, it lasts for an hour and is extremely difficult to make, use it wisely. They will also provide a tool belt, stocked with several different shapes, sizes and strengths of vibrators, dildos and strap ons. Wear it with pride, it is gold, shiny and studded with crystals.

You can keep it after you use it, it will probably come in handy.

The advertised prize for this event comes from The Mistress herself, she offers a power or substantial object from back home, along with an upgrade on your living situation (a shack to a cottage, shared quarters to a private room, a room with a private en-suite), beautiful, custom lingerie (that makes you extremely sensitive to touch, though they don’t say that) and a plaque on your door that declares you the Master of Seduction.

There will be smaller prizes for all who participate, one small item from home, beautiful, custom lingerie (that makes you extremely sensitive to touch, though they don’t say that) and a badge that says “Adequate Fuck”.


USE THIS POST TO SIGN UP. A post will follow in a 4 days, sorting everyone into pairs for the contest. We will RNG the winners of each round and thus, find the next few pairs until we get the winner. It’s totally up to you guys which threads you want to play out and which you would rather handwave.

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[personal profile] loveskulls2017-06-01 01:21 pm
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ACTIVITY CHECK | MAY


Hello, everyone! Welcome to Kingdom Comes’ monthly Activity Check!

For this month's AC, you are required to have ten comments from your character in the AC period in order to pass and remain in the game. Please use the following form and reply to this post! Your comment will be screened when you have passed.




If you don't have enough activity this month, don't fret! Just link us what you have and let us know you'd like take a strike. You will need to pass AC next month in order to stay in the game.

Please submit your AC by Thursday, June 8th.

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[personal profile] takenblack2017-05-25 02:51 pm

+1 Noodle-Armed Champion of Good

Hi everyone!! I'm Casey, and I have brought in this dumb nerd who also happens to be the greatest hero of her generation. Though of course she doesn't have any of her demi-godly powers here, but her heart is still going to be in the right place. Her name is Yenh Quryoja, and she is the Warrior of Light (aka a malleable protagonist) from Final Fantasy XIV, the MMORPG.

Yenh is a kind, selfless, and dweeby godslayer with a heady set of complexes that have made her the embodiment of hope and adventure and Light and all that cool jazz. Most important of all, though, is that this iteration of the Warrior of Light is a catgirl.

She comes from the most recent content patch, "The Far Edge Of Fate," so she was gearing up to jump head-first into another danged war. Now she's plonking down in a little leaky hut and feeling very confused about her new lot in life.

This is her permissions, and you can add me on plurk if you want! I more lurk than post there lately, but hey.

Looking forward to playing with you all!!

+1 shieldmaiden

Hola, nerds! I'm Jormy, and I come bearing a princess who really needs to take a damn break - Éowyn from Lord of the Rings.

As you've probably guessed from the PB being... not Miranda Otto, I'm playing more from the books than the films. Plus, Miranda Otto was kind of not in the films that much? This has more options, is what I'm saying. (Jormy, why are you writing a goddamn essay to defend this? Because it's 2am and I'm a neurotic dumbass, that's why)

Éowyn comes from pre-canon (well... technically within the canon timeline, but before she appears in it), which means she comes with a few caveats. She's a virgin, for one, and fairly sheltered, so this is going to be one hell of a shock to the system. She also hasn't fought the Witch-King yet and is firmly in the "I want to fight and die a glorious death" stage of her character arc. I think that's about it for, like, character notes?

I have a permissions/stats page here, which is still a little unfinished but I'll work on it. And, uh, you can reach me on Plurk at [plurk.com profile] jormandugr - if you don't already have me added, feel free!

yes

i think that is all

JORMY, AWAY!

+1 Mischief Maker

Hello Kingdom Comes! I'm Einir, and I'm bringing Sirius Black from the Maurader's Era into this trashfire! He is probably going to be in trouble more often than not, but he's fun and charming and not terribly picky about who he flirts with, so.

I'm moxana on plurk and moxana#4430 on discord, and I made a permissions page with a kink list for this dweeb!

Come let me love y'all down.
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[personal profile] loveskulls2017-05-07 12:20 pm
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MAY EVENT / CR MEME

MAY EVENT/CR MEME


Hi guys!

As promised, it’s been roughly a week since we posted AC (In some timezone, anyway). As such, it’s time for us to both announce our next event and post a CR meme to follow along with it.

For this month’s event, we’ve gone so far as to create a new comm. We now have [community profile] kingdomtalks in addition to our log community. As you might have guessed, it’s something of a network community, but it’s tailored to suit the setting of the game. This event will introduce this new game mechanic in a manner we hope will be extremely educational. Be sure to request access to this new comm so you can jump in right away!

☆☆☆☆☆

All characters will wake up to a small, neatly wrapped package outside of their door. When they open it, they’ll find a plain, leather bound book and a quill that seems to be tailored to suit their personality (If your character likes blue, it might be blue. If your character is a pretentious asshole, it might be a peacock feather) and several bottles of ink, none of which are labelled in any particular fashion. The book is completely blank and super boring looking, until it flips itself out of hand and flips open to the first page, where The Mistress will write her opening message. Words appear on the page as they are written.

"DEAR GUESTS,

YOU NEED NOT WONDER WHY OR HOW THESE BOOKS HAVE BEEN GIFTED TO YOU. THEY WERE A GIFT FROM ME. GENEROUS, I KNOW.
AS FOR WHY: I’VE FOUND THAT WITH SO MANY OF YOU OPTING TO ABANDON THE CASTLE TO BE RECKLESS RENEGADES, IT’S TERRIBLY HARD TO KEEP IN CONTACT. SO, THIS BOOK WILL ALWAYS ALERT YOU WHEN I HAVE SOMETHING TO CONVEY TO THE WHOLE KINGDOM, EVEN IF IT NEEDS TO FLY IN YOUR FACE OR YOUR BALLS.

GENEROUS AS I AM, I’VE ALSO ALLOWED YOU TO WRITE MESSAGES TO ONE ANOTHER WITH THESE BOOKS. IT’S SIMPLE, REALLY, EVEN WITH THE APELIKE INTELLIGENCE IT TAKES TO LIVE IN POVERTY WILLINGLY. YOU WRITE A MESSAGE IN THE PAGES, AND IT APPEARS IN EVERY BOOK IN THE ENTIRE KINGDOM. IF YOU WANT TO DISCUSS SOMETHING PRIVATELY, YOU NEED TO WRITE THE NAME OF YOUR INTENDED ON THE TOP OF YOUR PAGE. THEN YOU CAN GET AS DIRTY AS YOU LIKE, NOBODY WILL BE READING.

AGAIN, EVEN THOSE WITH APE LIKE INTELLIGENCE CAN UNDERSTAND THIS, SO IF YOU COULDN’T READ OR WRITE BEFORE, YOU’LL FIND YOU CAN. MY MESSAGES ARE TOO IMPORTANT TO MISS OUT OF PURE STUPIDITY, OF COURSE.

YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED I SENT A COUPLE OF BOTTLES OF INK ALONG WITH THE BOOK. THAT’S BECAUSE I KNOW YOU’LL ALL BE TERRIBLY EXCITED BY THIS GIMMICK. JUST DON’T EXPECT ME TO READ ANYTHING YOU WRITE, I DON’T REALLY HAVE THE TIME.

ACCEPTING OF YOUR GRATITUDE,

MISTRESS


Yes, that’s correct. A direct and community wide messaging system is now in place.

☆This system is text only, there will be no voice or video options.
☆Messages can be made privately if they are addressed at the top, otherwise they are community wide.
☆Your name appears under every message you write, it is impossible to be anonymous at this point unless you use the right ink.
☆You cannot use another person’s quill.
☆Only messages from The Mistress make the book come to life. If she has something she wants you to read, the book will fly repeatedly into your face or body until you do so.
☆Illiterate characters will be able to read and write. The quill will write whatever message they are trying to convey, and the written words are understandable to them.


Now for the fun part. Those pots of ink? Enchanted, of course. The Mistress is looking to stir trouble while implementing her changes. Each ink draws a different response out of a quill, and sometimes it’s impossible to resist.

Some of the different effects the inks have include:
☆The Ink of Unrestrained Thought. It writes whatever you’re thinking.
☆The Ink of Unrestrained Dirty Thought. It writes whatever dirty thoughts are lurking in the back of your mind.
☆The Ink of Unrestrained Dirty Thoughts you Didn’t Know You Had. Sometimes the quill has a way of planting ideas in your head.
☆The Ink of Innuendo. Everything you write becomes an innuendo.
☆The Ink of Anonymity. This makes your messages unidentifiable, meaning nobody can tell who you are when you write.
☆The Ink of Perverse Anonymity. Not only are your messages anonymous, they’re filthy. You wouldn’t want your name attached to this sort of shit.
☆The Ink of Invitation. Shy? This quill is perfect. It cuts out the middleman and invites the hottie over to your place for some one on one time. Only it isn’t very discerning and tends to invite everyone, awkward.


Feel free to get inventive with these. Your character could dip their quill into just about anything, completely unaware of what they’re about to unleash. Of course, there's also just plain old ink available...but where's the fun in that?

You may also put up an IC contact post in your character’s journal for in-game messages

QUESTS FOR MAY
Remember, to accomplish a quest and earn coins, you just need to address the quest in a thread somewhere or play it out fully with others. We urge you to tally your own coins and remind you that jobs come with monthly payment.

Apprentices:
Writing Mistress’s Dirty Letters to dignitaries in foreign Kingdoms- 20g
Drawing countless images of The Mistress, posing nude- 10g
Washing graffiti off the castle walls- 5g

Guards:
Writing and drawing wanted posters for criminals - 20g
Drawing warning signs for various faults around the castle- 10g
Leaving graffiti for the Apprentices- 5g


Outliers:
Transcribing the grand tales of warriors who cannot write- 20g
Drawing caricatures for fellow peasants- 10g
Writing dirty poems for sale- 5g


THIS IS ALSO A CR MEME so please re-introduce yourselves and use this post as a place to plot for the event and for the game at large.

Fill out the information below in a comment, post it and take a look at some other comments.

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[personal profile] loveskulls2017-04-30 02:59 pm
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APRIL ACTIVITY CHECK / EVENT WRAP-UP


Hello, everyone! Welcome to Kingdom Comes’ first AC post PLUS a little wrap up to the event. We’d like to thank everyone who has joined and participated in this game so far, we hope it will continue to grow into the bountiful sex paradise we always hoped it would.

Given that the game is currently ahem petite and still a growing thing, we have decided that this month’s AC will simply be a check in. That is to say, we want you to comment with your characters and one thread you are participating in, regardless of comment count. Please use the following form and reply to this post!




EVENT WRAP-UP

As for April's event, our heroes will not be unrewarded! The Funworm is vanquished by fun itself and as we know, it was the sultry and seductive duo that took it down. Both parties will be rewarded with 100 coins to do with what they will, but only the successful Ember and Rudy will win the true prize.

Friendship.

Just kidding, that would suck ass. Instead, they will be rewarded with an ornate, fabergé egg each. Each egg is decorated in a way that resembles the appearance and personality of its owner, both in colour and carvings.

Yes, you can sell it, but just listen to what it can do. Unbeknownst to the prize winners, the egg is full of secrets. The egg, when held a certain way, will vibrate. When left to its own devices, it will emit sensual, aphrodisiac-like perfumes. Holding it can improve confidence, virility and charm. It does a manner of small but “useful” things, of which we trust players to take liberties with.

In the aftermath, there isn’t a “celebration” of victory. In fact, partying is off the table for a while. People go back to their normal lives and now you can finally settle into the wonderful and dull routine of living...

...Until about a week from now, when we post the next event.

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[personal profile] heiresy2017-04-25 05:33 pm

+1 WINE SOAKED ELF POLITICIAN

Hey everyone! I'm Oli and I've got Aymeric de Borel from Final Fantasy XIV. He's the Lord Commander of the Temple Knights, so he's a hot shot where he came from. He's a charming, earnest politician elf guy and he's here to make the ladies and gents swoon. His canon-point is from The Far Edge of Fate, recent post-war stuff. He might seem a little cold at first, but he's sure to warm up if you give him incentive.



I'm horsechiffon on plurk and Gaymeric#5748 on discord. I look forward to all the fun!