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Kingdom Comes Mods ([personal profile] loveskulls) wrote in [community profile] kingdomcomesooc2017-05-07 12:20 pm
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MAY EVENT / CR MEME

MAY EVENT/CR MEME


Hi guys!

As promised, it’s been roughly a week since we posted AC (In some timezone, anyway). As such, it’s time for us to both announce our next event and post a CR meme to follow along with it.

For this month’s event, we’ve gone so far as to create a new comm. We now have [community profile] kingdomtalks in addition to our log community. As you might have guessed, it’s something of a network community, but it’s tailored to suit the setting of the game. This event will introduce this new game mechanic in a manner we hope will be extremely educational. Be sure to request access to this new comm so you can jump in right away!

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All characters will wake up to a small, neatly wrapped package outside of their door. When they open it, they’ll find a plain, leather bound book and a quill that seems to be tailored to suit their personality (If your character likes blue, it might be blue. If your character is a pretentious asshole, it might be a peacock feather) and several bottles of ink, none of which are labelled in any particular fashion. The book is completely blank and super boring looking, until it flips itself out of hand and flips open to the first page, where The Mistress will write her opening message. Words appear on the page as they are written.

"DEAR GUESTS,

YOU NEED NOT WONDER WHY OR HOW THESE BOOKS HAVE BEEN GIFTED TO YOU. THEY WERE A GIFT FROM ME. GENEROUS, I KNOW.
AS FOR WHY: I’VE FOUND THAT WITH SO MANY OF YOU OPTING TO ABANDON THE CASTLE TO BE RECKLESS RENEGADES, IT’S TERRIBLY HARD TO KEEP IN CONTACT. SO, THIS BOOK WILL ALWAYS ALERT YOU WHEN I HAVE SOMETHING TO CONVEY TO THE WHOLE KINGDOM, EVEN IF IT NEEDS TO FLY IN YOUR FACE OR YOUR BALLS.

GENEROUS AS I AM, I’VE ALSO ALLOWED YOU TO WRITE MESSAGES TO ONE ANOTHER WITH THESE BOOKS. IT’S SIMPLE, REALLY, EVEN WITH THE APELIKE INTELLIGENCE IT TAKES TO LIVE IN POVERTY WILLINGLY. YOU WRITE A MESSAGE IN THE PAGES, AND IT APPEARS IN EVERY BOOK IN THE ENTIRE KINGDOM. IF YOU WANT TO DISCUSS SOMETHING PRIVATELY, YOU NEED TO WRITE THE NAME OF YOUR INTENDED ON THE TOP OF YOUR PAGE. THEN YOU CAN GET AS DIRTY AS YOU LIKE, NOBODY WILL BE READING.

AGAIN, EVEN THOSE WITH APE LIKE INTELLIGENCE CAN UNDERSTAND THIS, SO IF YOU COULDN’T READ OR WRITE BEFORE, YOU’LL FIND YOU CAN. MY MESSAGES ARE TOO IMPORTANT TO MISS OUT OF PURE STUPIDITY, OF COURSE.

YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED I SENT A COUPLE OF BOTTLES OF INK ALONG WITH THE BOOK. THAT’S BECAUSE I KNOW YOU’LL ALL BE TERRIBLY EXCITED BY THIS GIMMICK. JUST DON’T EXPECT ME TO READ ANYTHING YOU WRITE, I DON’T REALLY HAVE THE TIME.

ACCEPTING OF YOUR GRATITUDE,

MISTRESS


Yes, that’s correct. A direct and community wide messaging system is now in place.

☆This system is text only, there will be no voice or video options.
☆Messages can be made privately if they are addressed at the top, otherwise they are community wide.
☆Your name appears under every message you write, it is impossible to be anonymous at this point unless you use the right ink.
☆You cannot use another person’s quill.
☆Only messages from The Mistress make the book come to life. If she has something she wants you to read, the book will fly repeatedly into your face or body until you do so.
☆Illiterate characters will be able to read and write. The quill will write whatever message they are trying to convey, and the written words are understandable to them.


Now for the fun part. Those pots of ink? Enchanted, of course. The Mistress is looking to stir trouble while implementing her changes. Each ink draws a different response out of a quill, and sometimes it’s impossible to resist.

Some of the different effects the inks have include:
☆The Ink of Unrestrained Thought. It writes whatever you’re thinking.
☆The Ink of Unrestrained Dirty Thought. It writes whatever dirty thoughts are lurking in the back of your mind.
☆The Ink of Unrestrained Dirty Thoughts you Didn’t Know You Had. Sometimes the quill has a way of planting ideas in your head.
☆The Ink of Innuendo. Everything you write becomes an innuendo.
☆The Ink of Anonymity. This makes your messages unidentifiable, meaning nobody can tell who you are when you write.
☆The Ink of Perverse Anonymity. Not only are your messages anonymous, they’re filthy. You wouldn’t want your name attached to this sort of shit.
☆The Ink of Invitation. Shy? This quill is perfect. It cuts out the middleman and invites the hottie over to your place for some one on one time. Only it isn’t very discerning and tends to invite everyone, awkward.


Feel free to get inventive with these. Your character could dip their quill into just about anything, completely unaware of what they’re about to unleash. Of course, there's also just plain old ink available...but where's the fun in that?

You may also put up an IC contact post in your character’s journal for in-game messages

QUESTS FOR MAY
Remember, to accomplish a quest and earn coins, you just need to address the quest in a thread somewhere or play it out fully with others. We urge you to tally your own coins and remind you that jobs come with monthly payment.

Apprentices:
Writing Mistress’s Dirty Letters to dignitaries in foreign Kingdoms- 20g
Drawing countless images of The Mistress, posing nude- 10g
Washing graffiti off the castle walls- 5g

Guards:
Writing and drawing wanted posters for criminals - 20g
Drawing warning signs for various faults around the castle- 10g
Leaving graffiti for the Apprentices- 5g


Outliers:
Transcribing the grand tales of warriors who cannot write- 20g
Drawing caricatures for fellow peasants- 10g
Writing dirty poems for sale- 5g


THIS IS ALSO A CR MEME so please re-introduce yourselves and use this post as a place to plot for the event and for the game at large.

Fill out the information below in a comment, post it and take a look at some other comments.

ignisvulpes: (wait i can explain)

[personal profile] ignisvulpes 2017-05-08 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
PLAYER
Name: Naem
Preferred Contact: [plurk.com profile] mistytpednaem
Anything else: Sup. I'm on GMT! Also, this is my first smut game ever, so please bear with me while I get my uh. Bearings.

CHARACTER
Name: Kaphlar Kinra (Minoru Kimura, actually, but he'd rather go by a ridiculously fake name)
Canon: Original
Age: 21 (but actually 380-ish because he's a kitsune and-- WAIT PLEASE DON'T GO)
Position: Apprentice
Mini Bio: A conman and massive douchebag who likes living it up and putting others down to make himself feel better. Tends to lash out violently when his ego is bruised.
CR wanted: I can't think of any CR I'd like to avoid, haha. I expect negative CR to come really easily to a dude like this, and I welcome it, but I'm also pretty interested in seeing if he can actually make some kind of friend. Also, gotta find a way to work past his nasty internalised homophobia (which is really a result of the machismo he relies on to make himself look cool and respectable).
Kink List/Permissions: here!
Anything else?: I DON'T HAVE ANY GIFS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
blackdogstar: (you have my interest)

[personal profile] blackdogstar 2017-05-10 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
DRAPES ACROSS THE PIANO AT YOU WITH A ROSE IN MY MOUTH

I kind of want to find a way for these assholes to be ego buddies
ignisvulpes: (Default)

[personal profile] ignisvulpes 2017-05-11 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
OH BOY

I'm super down but also I feel like this will result in punching sooner or later
blackdogstar: (eyyyyy)

[personal profile] blackdogstar 2017-05-16 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
YEAH MOST LIKELY TBH BUT ITS GREAT FUN FOR ME EITHER WAY

Sirius is the kind of bloke who can punch a man and then be his friend again later, too, though.
ignisvulpes: (wait i can explain)

[personal profile] ignisvulpes 2017-05-16 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
sirius my boy just save yourself while you can
blackdogstar: (who me? im innocent!)

[personal profile] blackdogstar 2017-05-16 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
you say that like he isnt already a hopeless case
hauntpadour: (Default)

[personal profile] hauntpadour 2017-05-08 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
PLAYER
Name: CJ
Preferred Contact:https://www.plurk.com/Pythonmelon
Anything else:Eastern Time!

CHARACTER
Name: Egon Spengler
Canon: The Real Ghostbusters
Age: 39
Position: Outlier
Mini Bio: Egon is a true academic. His personality is very dry, and almost everything he does is for the sake of furthering his intelligence. He makes it his business to stand up for and help people, but he is also easily distracted and can lose focus on the people around him.
CR wanted: Egon is trying to work as a doctor/help investigate strange things that go on in town. Any CR that comes from this would be great!
Kink List/Permissions: kink list/permissions
shymon: (pic#11168347)

Megan's duo

[personal profile] shymon 2017-05-09 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
PLAYER
Name: Megan
Preferred Contact: rodentia @ plurk
Anything else: I am a mod, feel free to ask me stuff. I also live in Australia so my timezone sucks.
shymon: (pic#11168356)

Simon Bellamy | Misfits

[personal profile] shymon 2017-05-09 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
CHARACTER
Name: Simon
Canon: Misfits
Age: 19
Position: Guard
Mini Bio: Simon is a very shy nerd. He's pretty socially awkward and he's never had many friends. He's into superhero comics, music and making videos. Most of which don't exist here. He also has the power to be invisible, which is handy.
CR wanted: FRIENDS. People who actively think he's weird (because he is).
Kink List/Permissions: kink list/permissions. I haven't made him a proper one, yet. Shame. Soon I will compile a list of kinks that are relevant to him.
Anything else?: I would really love for Simon to use his invisibility to be a huge pervert at some point, in a cliche people-watching way. I'm looking to play more smutty stuff with him in general.
shenunigans: (Default)

Dave Strider | Homestuck

[personal profile] shenunigans 2017-05-09 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
CHARACTER
Name: Dave
Canon: Homestuck
Age: 20
Position: Useless sack of shit.
Mini Bio: Dave is chill, but pretty awkward. He feels pretty out of place and his memes are getting pretty dated. He fills silence with sarcasm, talks to himself, draws weird shit and currently works at a glass dildo shop. Please rap with him.
CR wanted: Friends, companions, fuckbuddies and people who want to punch him.
Kink List/Permissions: kink list/permissions. He also needs a custom kink list. My only big no nos are vore and scat.
Anything else?:
rockisdead: (mummified my teenage dreams)

ember mclame

[personal profile] rockisdead 2017-05-09 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
PLAYER
Name: Lepo
Preferred Contact: lepowned @ plurk
Anything else: EST

CHARACTER
Name: Ember McLain
Canon: Danny Phantom
Age: immortal bratty ghost girl with the body of an 18/19-year old
Position: Outlier
Mini Bio: basically buttrock incarnate?? she's a total brat who wants to rule the world through the power of rock. intentionally oppositional to everything.
CR wanted: anything and everything my dudes especially those dank flirt/sex partners
Kink List/Permissions: kink list/permissions
rennotrin: (softness)

[personal profile] rennotrin 2017-05-09 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
PLAYER
Name: Siv
Preferred Contact: PMs, [plurk.com profile] thekt
Anything else: I'm in UTC-7! AKA Mountain Standard Time. I like to think I'm pretty friendly. Let's talk trash together. :D

CHARACTER
Name: Ren Nagai
Canon: original character
Age: 20
Position: Outlier
Mini Bio: A kink-positive, affection-heavy little dork who is more content barely getting by with odd jobs than feeling trapped. Is picky about who he lets in simply because he fears being burned by it.
CR wanted: Anyone he can be bros with. Even smut bros with. Kink exploration is good too. CR is CR, though I have a lower thresh-hold for negative CR, so my apologies if threads of that nature take longer!
Kink List/Permissions: kink list/permissions
Anything else?:
Edited 2017-05-09 02:22 (UTC)
maledictus_semper: credit@maledictus_semper (Default)

[personal profile] maledictus_semper 2017-05-09 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Always up for Ren/Ardyn dirty fun times ^-^
blackdogstar: (PUNK'D YOU GOOD)

[personal profile] blackdogstar 2017-05-10 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm mesmerized by this fucking cat gif omg

Also, LETS TAG
maledictus_semper: credit@maledictus_semper (Default)

[personal profile] maledictus_semper 2017-05-09 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
PLAYER
Name: Linden
Preferred Contact: Plurk: ThorinII Discord: drunkleardyn111#1019
Anything else: GMT

CHARACTER
Name: Ardyn Izunia
Canon: Final Fantasy XV
Age: Over two thousand
Position: Apprentice
Mini Bio: Sleazy, kinky old dude who loves just about anything dirty like the trash lord he is. Egotistical and loves to talk, this guy is a smarmy bastard.
CR wanted: Anything!
Kink List/Permissions: HERE
Anything else?:
shieldofrohan: Art by Nacholamina on dA (Assailed)

[personal profile] shieldofrohan 2017-05-10 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
PLAYER
Name: Jormy
Preferred Contact: [plurk.com profile] jormandugr
Anything else: I'm on GMT, and currently kind of... weird in the head in the post-exam kind of way? Apologies if that winds up affecting anything. also I have never played a smut game before.

CHARACTER
Name: Éowyn
Canon: Lord of the Rings
Age: 24
Position: Guard
Mini Bio: Very prideful, very dutiful, and pretty much always angry. She can come across as cold and distant, mostly because in true English fantasy-not-English fashion, she's a goddamn master of repressing her emotions. She really just wants to be a hero, but she's got this pesky vagina and also sense of familial duty? It sucks.
CR wanted: People who can call her out on being kind of an arrogant dick sometimes. People who can help her get over that pesky "conservative medieval setting" issue and learn to have some sexy fun. Honestly, though, I'm good with literally all CR. I like CR!
Kink List/Permissions: kink list/permissions
blackdogstar: (what u say)

[personal profile] blackdogstar 2017-05-10 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
PLAYER
Name: Einir
Preferred Contact: [plurk.com profile] moxana
Anything else: uh CST but I keep weird hours for work so I'm usually not on in the evening when everyone else is :C

CHARACTER
Name: Sirius Black
Canon: Harry Potter
Age: 18
Position: Apprentice
Mini Bio: He is the worst little smug fuckboy who is also somehow actually a good person, deep down. Most people either love him or hate him, and even people who you'd expect to hate him can find something to like about him. Obnoxiously charming.
CR wanted: EVERYTHIIIIING He will probably be on the prowl for a replacement goldfish James, even if he doesn't realise it tbh. I'd love to get some negative cr with him too, really. Nothing too intense, just someone who will call him out for being the worst, and not soften the blow about it (like Remus does).
Kink List/Permissions: kink list/permissions
Anything else?: