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Kingdom Comes Mods ([personal profile] loveskulls) wrote in [community profile] kingdomcomesooc2017-04-18 10:38 am
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One week winds into the next and so on and so forth, just as time tends to do. The only problem seems to be that, despite time flowing normally, the festival just never seems to end. Food and drink is not in abundance anymore, people are partying so hard they’re dropping to the ground, exhausted.

Eventually, people start to notice that some of the bodies dropped to the floor are not taking an impromptu nap. They’re.. Well. Dead. Completely dead, but with a huge grin on their face. Some people are unaccounted for, in the mess of the festivities. They’re all just going through some stuff now.

The smiles are the biggest and most obvious clue as to where people are disappearing to. Witnesses say that they’ve seen the Funworm from afar, eating people whole and paralysing others with its powerful fun-pheromones. The villagers seem to have collectively decided to pass this problem onto the Off-Worlders with guilt mongering and offers of untold riches (as much as they can afford, anyway). The Mistress has written it off as something that isn’t her problem, but that doesn’t mean Apprentices and Guards can’t volunteer their time.

Another lead, helpfully provided, is that the Fun Cult are guests in the Kingdom and brought the Funworm as a gift of good spirit for the Festival of Fool. They’re still residing on the outer edges of the festival in their camp, where the Funworm sleeps at night. It’s guarded, in a subtle way, by some suspicious looking dudes in robes. There’s usually at least two milling around, ready to lead intruders to the Funworm.

There are two schools of thought going into this little mission. The first is that violence is the answer and the only acceptable way to defeat the Funworm and end the nonsense once and for all. The second is that love is the answer, that you catch more flies with honey and seduction is the safer and more effective route.

For this event, we need four people. Two people to lead the way with violence and two to lead the way with seduction. The Monks of the Fun Cult will be played by two NPC characters and your characters will be drilling them (literally, figuratively…) for answers.

Please sign your characters up under the headers below! Sign-ups will close on April 23rd, at which point we will roll for the lucky four!.
heirlift: (pic#11163698)

[personal profile] heirlift 2017-04-18 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
John wants to smash (with his hammer)
ignisvulpes: (just TRY punching the grin off my face)

[personal profile] ignisvulpes 2017-04-18 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
did somebody say breaking kneecaps
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[personal profile] hauntpadour 2017-04-18 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
His entire job is fighting in monsters that do weird things to people
rockisdead: (nothing but ashes remain)

[personal profile] rockisdead 2017-04-18 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
i can't believe ember mclain is gonna fuck a worm for money
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[personal profile] rennotrin 2017-04-18 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
It's only the worm causing such harm, so hopefully a good time will convince the cultists to get a better handle on their creature.

Time to really put his experiences as a naughty dom to work!

...He doesn't have to fuck the worm, right?
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[personal profile] geminated_man 2017-04-19 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
This has Rudy written all over it. Tell him he can get his dick wet and he's there. He's a simple man with simple needs.
ignisvulpes: (i have no comment on this)

[personal profile] ignisvulpes 2017-04-24 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)

Anyway, as you can see up there, Kaph is one of the unfortunate violence folks. The extent of his plans is beating up whoever comes his way with whatever improvised weapons he can get. Let's discuss how to either keep this working as long as possible or save his ass when he inevitably gets into trouble!
heirlift: (pic#11163703)

[personal profile] heirlift 2017-04-24 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know what this implication is that John doesn't make Strifing fun!! smh stop godmoding me mods.

But yeah John has his hammer and will regret not bringing the arguably funniest one he has, but if he's given the tip off by one of the other two, he'll try it, since hitting it apparently isn't working?!
ignisvulpes: (Seriously stop laughing.)

[personal profile] ignisvulpes 2017-04-24 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
why would any of you sluts want to SEDUCE the monks, aren't they all GUYS

rockisdead: (if there's a chance of causing laughter)

[personal profile] rockisdead 2017-04-25 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
excuse me im a chick
ignisvulpes: (get off my back DAD)

[personal profile] ignisvulpes 2017-04-25 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
oh i mean YOU'RE fine