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Sorry guys, this month is insanely busy for my and I really need to take some mental health time. I'll be hiatusing this month, and hopefully I'll be back next month!
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Sorry guys but I'm going to have to drop Ardyn from the game. My life has become increasingly busier due to my recent promotion at work and other factors. It's been great playing here and thanks for all the awesome threads!

I'll be sending Ardyn back to Eos now so he can cause more havoc back in his own world.

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So, in reference to this event- The way we’re thinking this works is pretty fast and loose. You can take on as many or as few monster qualities as you like. You can have some hooves or you can be an entire centaur, this really is meant to suit your tastes. It is also up to the player if you would like your character to take on traits of their chosen creature.

Perhaps being part horse is giving you a hankering for apples and carrots! But maybe not!

Throw your questions down here or ask me in the Kingdom Comes Discord Server
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Hello, all!

I'm Fiona, and I'm bringing in the third member of the Marauders, James Potter! I'm super hype to be here and pretty sure I know a bunch of you already, and I was in the previous incarnation of this game back in the day - Apprentice Wanted.

If y'all want to add me on Plurk, I am there at [plurk.com profile] hardtostarboard, and I'm also on Discord at hardtostarboard#7737
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Hi, everyone! I'm Tessa, and I'm going to be playing the MCU version of Wanda Maximoff here. She's from a post 'Civil War' canon point where everything is terrible. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Oops. She's seen some pretty weird stuff in her world, but has been on a team of superheroes for about a year, so that's cool?? :D

She's generally a nice enough person to start off and doesn't bite too hard... unless you're into that kind of thing, but if someone gets her mad then she's very good at holding a grudge and unleashing fury, so I can't wait to toss her at everyone and see what CR comes out of things. \o/
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HI GUYS! My name is Kaed and I'm brand new! Zorn seduced me to the dark side and convinced me to app. :>

I am bringing in Alphinaud Leveilleur from Final Fantasy XIV! He is an Elezen just like Aymeric, Estinien and Ysayle, he just hasn't hit his growth spurt yet and thus might only come up to about the bottom of their ribcages or so. He's a tiny budding diplomat with his heart in the right place and a tendency to stick his foot in his mouth when it comes to the ladies in his life. I'm sorry in advance if he talks your ear off. He's also coming in from the end of Stormblood, so if you want to opt out of any spoilers, please let me know!

I can be found on plurk at [plurk.com profile] Katarou or on discord at Kaed#6278 for plotting purposes and/or general chitchat!

Looking forward to playing with all of you!! :>
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Hello, everyone! Welcome to Kingdom Comes’ monthly Activity Check!

As always, you are required to have ten comments from your character in the AC period in order to pass and remain in the game. Please use the following form and reply to this post!

For New Characters: If your character was accepted at any point in August, you're exempt from the ten comment requirement—but please fill out this form to claim your first month's wage!

If you have a completed thread for a quest turn-in, please add the following line to the character's AC:

If your quest threads are incomplete, don't worry! They'll still count next time around.

If you don't have enough activity this month, don't fret! Just link us what you have and let us know you'd like take a strike. You will need to pass AC next month in order to stay in the game.

Please submit your AC by Thursday, September 7th, 11:59PM GMT.

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Hello everyone !!

My name is Mei, you might have seen me around in the Discord chat prior to this post. A couple of lovely folks told me about this place and now you're stuck with me, so you have them to blame.

Anyway, I'll be playing this frosty ice witch named Ysayle from Final Fantasy XIV. Primarily known by her alias Lady Iceheart, she's the leader of a bunch of heretics and enjoys long walks through dragon-filled lands. By herself. She's not here to make friends and she's definitely going to find a cave to live in to avoid most of her castmates. Anyone want a cavemate?

Even if she's cold towards most things, she's also a survivor who has had to endure harsh conditions unlike any she's known before so adapting will be a breeze... for the most part. Anticipate a lot of childish bickering, she likes to think she's above that kind of behavior while regularly engaging in it.

You can catch me on Discord at medjed#1157 or Plurk [plurk.com profile] gealach. You might have added me on Plurk before, but whenever they finally allowed renames I revived my first account so please re-add if you'd like!

Oh yeah, if you wanna opt out of spoilers for FFXIV Heavensward, please let me know. Not that she's really going to go around talking about her backstory casually, but just in case!!
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I'm Tarma and I'm bRAND NEW thanks to a couple of people enabling me to hop over here! I've been looking at this game since it opened but I had my hands full at the time.

I'm bringing with me Rohan Kishibe from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. If you don't know anything about him, he's a rude dingus who draws manga and can occasionally act like a manchild. His hobbies include never leaving his house, wearing clothes that do not make sense, and complaining.

DRAWING IS PROBABLY WHAT HE'LL DO since it's the only thing that makes up for his garbage personality and I hope him and Ford fight each other in the street over who has the better weird porno mag.

You're welcome to add me over on plurk and my discord which is Kishibabe#2812!!!

I'm excited to meet all of you!
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Hi y'all! This is mod Casey bringing in my second, non-Yenh character. He is
coming at u hot 'n fresh. For those of you who are not familiar with him, he's from a canon called Warhammer 40,000 that takes place in the 41st millennium and everything is fucking awful, you guys. Humanity is spread across the galaxy but so many are also constantly dying to stuff. The hammer of war keeps hitting them. It's terrible.

Cain is a man who has resolved not to do that (which is to say die), and he has so far succeeded beautifully. He is over 120 years old thanks to space medicine, and he has very recently retired from a 100 year old combat tour. He's pretty happy to settle in and start teaching Teens how to also not die. TOO BAD FOR HIM THAT HE'S HERE NOW.

For all intents and purposes, he's a totally normal guy who likes to play sports, swing a sword around, and had an entire century-long career centered around cheering folks up so they can fight better. It's just that he also thinks himself a Coward and a Bad Person for fearing the possibility of being flayed alive by metal aliens who want to wear his skin as a cape.

And that being celebrated for NOT being flayed alive is somehow bad, too.

CIAPHAS CAIN!!! He signed up to be a guard. Please welcome this burly sports father into your hearts.
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It’s been one thing after another this month. Had to remove a curse, replace something expensive, and then after the retail therapy you’ve been left with barely a single coin. Good news for you, however! There’s a few ways to earn some quick cash around here.

Professional Hostage: Can you convince someone to use you as a hostage? If you can, the rewards could be great!

Erotic Sign Spinner: Everyone needs a little advertisement. Will you don the pasties and tasseled thong and spin that sign? Hopefully you’re good at spinning a sign…

Discontentment Wrestler: Sit at the booth and allow people to tell you their troubles. Once finished, you must attempt to wrestle away their problems- literally! Maybe a good chokehold will put it all into perspective.

SCENARIO TWO: She Who Must Be Entertained

Mistress demands entertainment. She has rounded you up in pairs and demanded you put on an improv show. While widely considered the lowest of the comedies, it is the fastest and cheapest, and Mistress has guests aplenty to entertain. Each dressed in jester outfits, you must entertain: or perish. Just kidding! …Maybe!


The Prophecy-King from a distant land has had a boom of prophecies, and entirely too many for his own kingdom to handle. The Prophecy-King is of the opinion that all of these prophecies must come true, or the God of Prophecies will be very, very cross.

However, he knows that the nature of many make them undesirable. He has sent a legion of hawks to rain these down in the form of fortune cookies. Upon consuming a cookie piece, you will become unable to resist the compulsion to at least try it out! What does yours say?

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Hello all! I'm Ink, and I used to place way way back in ye olden days of Apprentice Wanted. I was super hype to see a revival and I'm glad my time's finally shook out to the point where I can join!

I'm bringing you Stanford Pines from Gravity Falls, and I'm sorry. He's 69 years old (yes, really), has twelve PhDs, six fingers on both hands, and a lot of opinions. Traveling to new worlds is old hat for him, so arriving in this one won't be surprising for the reasons one might expect. The most confusing part of it will be that he didn't do it on purpose this time, really.

I've signed him up as an outlier (he has some bad prior experience with evil overlords, so joining up with the Mistress was a no go) and my plan is for him to start publishing a Sexy Zine of some description. As for preferences, he's into just about anyone so long as they're not a unicorn. Unicorns are jerks.

You'd think that's an in-between but no, he just holds that pose.

If you need to contact me for anything, I've joined the discord server and I'm also reachable at [plurk.com profile] mister_inkwell .

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August has arrived, and with it that awkward time where it’s still summer, but it won’t be for much longer. The farmlands outside the village are full of folks hard at work tending their crops (some of which look entirely too phallic) or herding their livestock. The forest is alive with animals and insects, and people coming to and fro as they hunt, gather, and travel for business and pleasure through its boughs. Why not take a walk down well-trod paths, or explore off-trail? The forest is safe, assuming you don’t anger local wildlife or the supernatural critters that live in there.

And in the village proper, things are getting back to normal. Townsfolk are going about their business, commenting that the newcomers are good for tourism. And it’s true; all outliers will find themselves dealing with a handful of nosy passersby this month. Sometimes they just stare, smile, and wave; other times they come up and ask questions about where you’re from, what you did there, do you know any really exotic sex acts… and it’s only a proposition some of the time. They’re genuinely curious!

Guards and apprentices will certainly also get this treatment, but seeing as they can retreat into the castle when they’re not on errands or shifts, it may be less of a problem.

Speaking of which...

Lucky you, apprentices! Seeing as there’s a number of dignitaries in town right now, the Mistress has decided to actually give you degenerates some “important” tasks to do. While that mostly means doing standard household chores around the castle, she assigns all apprentices to clean and sort a few rooms in the cellars. No pilfering food or wine, she warns. Some of those cellars contain patches of mold that may make cleaning a more difficult task than anticipated… no, that doesn’t mean asthma for the apprentices. Unless you want them to, whatever, I’m not your dad. No, the spores have a psychoactive effect; the closer you are to them while cleaning, the more inebriated you’ll get. It’s not sex pollen, but what you want to do when you’re high in a place where everyone runs around half-naked and occasionally perform sex acts in public is your business.

And in the meantime, try to enjoy the company of the diplomats and ambassadors. Some of them are probably secret assassins, but most are just there to suck up to the Mistress. Individually, some are quite happy to dote on you, or even invite you to their rooms… but around the Mistress, they may be more likely to cater to her whims.

She, by the way, doesn’t actually trust any of you guards enough to assign you to important bodyguard roles. You can hang out with them all you want, but when it comes to watching over them, that’s not your job at all. Instead, she has you doing drills alongside new recruits under an officer. Jogging, exercises (in groups and with partners), and even an obstacle course. Amazingly, you aren’t naked for it, though it’s not like your uniforms are particularly helpful with keeping everything in place correctly and you are definitely not allowed to stop and adjust yourself. Less amazingly, dignitaries can often be noted watching from their balconies. Masturbating? Probably.


Posted prominently at the center of the marketplace are a number of bills advertising quests and tasks. They also appear in your journals, because of course they do.

Available Quests

To accomplish a quest and earn coins, we ask that you either directly thread out the quest, or have it play a significant part in an unrelated thread in some way (IE: you’re interrupted in progress of performing the task, you ask a friend to help, the task backfired and you’re now cursed/injured/horny, etc). You may collect the coin on the AC after you have completed the thread. Though you’re welcome to handwave simple NPC conversations and involvement, if you would like a mod to hop in with an NPC or to offer you advice, you’re welcome to do so! Comment on this post at any point during the month to request NPC involvement.

Cursed Cow
My most prized cow was cursed by a sorcerer two weeks ago. When I milk her, she yodels in a powerful man’s voice and doesn’t stop until I’m done. It’s extremely loud, my ears hurt, and the neighbors are complaining. If someone can help me solve this problem, it would be really helpful.
-a Dairy Farmer

Rewards: 5g-20 gold, depending on the cleverness of your solution.

Words for Sex
I’m having a contest with my neighbor for who can come up with the best words and euphemisms for sex. It’s been going on for a while and I’m running out of ideas, but I refuse to quit. If you can submit me a page of your best ideas, I’ll pay for them. I live around the south corner from the market, in the house with the red and blue door. If it’s good, I might ask for more.
Reward: 10 gold per sheet of 15 good euphemisms. (Limit two per character)

I want weird mushrooms. Put them in the jar. It’s under your bed. It’s got your name on it.
Reward: 5 gold for a... labeled... jar... filled with weird mushrooms...???

This post is yours for the plotting! Have fun! You're welcome to leave questions here.
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Hello, everyone! Welcome to Kingdom Comes’ monthly Activity Check!

For this month's AC, you are required to have ten comments from your character in the AC period in order to pass and remain in the game. Please use the following form and reply to this post!

We are going back and checking previous ACs so that we can distribute coins accordingly. The month of August will see the return of quests for additional income, and the next AC's form will have space to reflect that.

For New Characters: If your character was accepted at any point in July, you're exempt from the ten comment requirement—but please fill out this form to claim your first month's wage!

If you don't have enough activity this month, don't fret! Just link us what you have and let us know you'd like take a strike. You will need to pass AC next month in order to stay in the game.

Please submit your AC by Monday, August 7th, 11:59PM GMT.

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Oh! Hello hello!

I'm Aya and I'm here with the wonderful witch, Yuuko Ichihara, from xxxHolic. I'm super glad to be here!

Yuuko is a boozing, smoking, fashionista with a few deep seated personal issues. But I wouldn't worry about those. She certainly doesn't. Despite her rather constant debauchery she's incredibly clever and knowledgeable about all arcana and things magical. Yuuko isn't one to be underestimated. The booze only makes her stronger.

I'm looking forward to unleashing her onto all of you~

I know a few of you from my time in Ryslig but most of you I haven't met yet! Needless to say I'm looking forward to all the new friends and CR.
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I am here too! Sorry I am late with the intro but I am Poshu and I am bringing Noctis to the porn table. 

He's a skittish little skinny disney princess so PLEASE feel FREE to flirt with him or fondle him or push him against a wall and do unspeakable things. Please oh please, do horrible things to this boy. I am cool with just about anything, ask me about specific permissions if you like. I don't like body fluid stuff but other than that it's good, and I mean everything else. Good. Go for it. 

Have fun with your little princess
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Hey there everyone! I'm Gabi and I shall be bringing Ignis to the Kingdom. So… feel free to say hi and ask him for the new recipes. Or simply pester him, if you please (?)

I can be reached on plurk (/asato) or through discord (Aigle#3535) for further plotting or just sharing some shenanigans. Hope to see you all soon~!
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Hello everyone! You might remember me from last time when I brought this guy, Ardyn Izunia, from Final Fantasy XV. I had a bit of a break but it seems I can't quite leave this place forever.

I'm Linden and it's good to be back. If you wish to thread/plot/smut whatever with Ardyn, please feel free to contact me via my Plurk: ThorinII or Discord: drunkleardyn111#1019

Let the magic filth begin...

EDIT: Permissions just in case you want to know what you can do with this guy. which is practically everything.
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Uh oh, seems some magic went awry. Looks like what’s in your pants is a little— or a lot different than it was a minute ago. Your beloved genitals have been swapped with another in the area.

How will you know who has yours?

A little game of hot and cold, of course. You’ll get hot and bothered to where you can’t ignore it anymore by the time you’re standing in front of the current carrier of your junk. Found it? Great!

Now you just have to get it back on your body. To do this, you will be tasked to stimulate your familiar set of genitals until the current owner comes, of course! Be sure to get one another off around the same time, or you may have to go on the hunt again.

—At least that’s what the quickly slinking away wizard tells you.

Seems your coffers have gotten a little empty. Good thing the local potion master will offer some coin for each draught you try. She claims she has gotten much too old to be trying new potions out on herself anyway.

Red: Touted as what is supposed to be a more powerful love potion, this will make the next person who sees you fall madly for you, so much so that they just want to be you. They will try desperately to talk you out of your clothes so that they may wear them.

Blue: Supposedly this potion allows the user to fly. Seems a little unevenly mixed… Upon consuming this you will begin to levitate, though primarily by a single limb or body part.

Green: A potion designed to help farmers; it will make unruly magical plants docile, even affectionate. This potion is perhaps too potent… The drinker will be utterly irresistible to plant-life. Hopefully you like them as much as they seem to like you.

Purple: The potion master promises more coin for this than the others. It seems to be a potion of compulsive truth-telling. Take a little too much and it will make you start exaggerating truths and feel unable to keep them to yourself!

Black: The crown jewel of the potions. Supposedly it makes the user stronger, faster, smarter, and all too eager to show it off! Seems as if the potion does not improve any individual quality, but it does instill a false sense of superiority and a hefty amount of exuberant arrogance.

There are great prizes for those with the courage to compete! So promises the Mistress, at least, and you’re desperate enough to believe her. You will be herded into the courtyard, paired up and ordered to strip. You may be worried, you may be excited— to learn that you are now competing in a three legged race with your partner. Hopefully you and your partner are on the same page with wanting to still compete. There’s certainly no do-overs on partners. Better get ready, the race is about to begin!

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Now that the Snow Queen has been... placated, the whole kingdom is gearing up to celebrate! Though the festivities are only at their very spontaneous and modest beginnings, feel free to join in! Shed those layers, enjoy the sun on your face, and Outliers can have fun trying to handle leaky shacks and all that new snowmelt.

HOWEVER, later in the week, things will be kicking into full gear with a second full mingle and log! Prizes will be distributed among the participants, and the Mistress will be holding a compulsory celebration to show off her prize exotic foreigners from other worlds, all of whom worked so valiantly to end the winter.

And the biggest prize of all: characters will have a chance to interact with the Mistress directly!


As a moderator note, thank you all for sticking around while we transition things over!

Stay tuned, and in the meantime, happy threading!