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[personal profile] shieldofrohan
Hola, nerds! I'm Jormy, and I come bearing a princess who really needs to take a damn break - Éowyn from Lord of the Rings.

As you've probably guessed from the PB being... not Miranda Otto, I'm playing more from the books than the films. Plus, Miranda Otto was kind of not in the films that much? This has more options, is what I'm saying. (Jormy, why are you writing a goddamn essay to defend this? Because it's 2am and I'm a neurotic dumbass, that's why)

Éowyn comes from pre-canon (well... technically within the canon timeline, but before she appears in it), which means she comes with a few caveats. She's a virgin, for one, and fairly sheltered, so this is going to be one hell of a shock to the system. She also hasn't fought the Witch-King yet and is firmly in the "I want to fight and die a glorious death" stage of her character arc. I think that's about it for, like, character notes?

I have a permissions/stats page here, which is still a little unfinished but I'll work on it. And, uh, you can reach me on Plurk at [plurk.com profile] jormandugr - if you don't already have me added, feel free!

yes

i think that is all

JORMY, AWAY!
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[personal profile] blackdogstar
Hello Kingdom Comes! I'm Einir, and I'm bringing Sirius Black from the Maurader's Era into this trashfire! He is probably going to be in trouble more often than not, but he's fun and charming and not terribly picky about who he flirts with, so.

I'm moxana on plurk and moxana#4430 on discord, and I made a permissions page with a kink list for this dweeb!

Come let me love y'all down.
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[personal profile] loveskulls
MAY EVENT/CR MEME


Hi guys!

As promised, it’s been roughly a week since we posted AC (In some timezone, anyway). As such, it’s time for us to both announce our next event and post a CR meme to follow along with it.

For this month’s event, we’ve gone so far as to create a new comm. We now have [community profile] kingdomtalks in addition to our log community. As you might have guessed, it’s something of a network community, but it’s tailored to suit the setting of the game. This event will introduce this new game mechanic in a manner we hope will be extremely educational. Be sure to request access to this new comm so you can jump in right away!

☆☆☆☆☆

All characters will wake up to a small, neatly wrapped package outside of their door. When they open it, they’ll find a plain, leather bound book and a quill that seems to be tailored to suit their personality (If your character likes blue, it might be blue. If your character is a pretentious asshole, it might be a peacock feather) and several bottles of ink, none of which are labelled in any particular fashion. The book is completely blank and super boring looking, until it flips itself out of hand and flips open to the first page, where The Mistress will write her opening message. Words appear on the page as they are written.

"DEAR GUESTS,

YOU NEED NOT WONDER WHY OR HOW THESE BOOKS HAVE BEEN GIFTED TO YOU. THEY WERE A GIFT FROM ME. GENEROUS, I KNOW.
AS FOR WHY: I’VE FOUND THAT WITH SO MANY OF YOU OPTING TO ABANDON THE CASTLE TO BE RECKLESS RENEGADES, IT’S TERRIBLY HARD TO KEEP IN CONTACT. SO, THIS BOOK WILL ALWAYS ALERT YOU WHEN I HAVE SOMETHING TO CONVEY TO THE WHOLE KINGDOM, EVEN IF IT NEEDS TO FLY IN YOUR FACE OR YOUR BALLS.

GENEROUS AS I AM, I’VE ALSO ALLOWED YOU TO WRITE MESSAGES TO ONE ANOTHER WITH THESE BOOKS. IT’S SIMPLE, REALLY, EVEN WITH THE APELIKE INTELLIGENCE IT TAKES TO LIVE IN POVERTY WILLINGLY. YOU WRITE A MESSAGE IN THE PAGES, AND IT APPEARS IN EVERY BOOK IN THE ENTIRE KINGDOM. IF YOU WANT TO DISCUSS SOMETHING PRIVATELY, YOU NEED TO WRITE THE NAME OF YOUR INTENDED ON THE TOP OF YOUR PAGE. THEN YOU CAN GET AS DIRTY AS YOU LIKE, NOBODY WILL BE READING.

AGAIN, EVEN THOSE WITH APE LIKE INTELLIGENCE CAN UNDERSTAND THIS, SO IF YOU COULDN’T READ OR WRITE BEFORE, YOU’LL FIND YOU CAN. MY MESSAGES ARE TOO IMPORTANT TO MISS OUT OF PURE STUPIDITY, OF COURSE.

YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED I SENT A COUPLE OF BOTTLES OF INK ALONG WITH THE BOOK. THAT’S BECAUSE I KNOW YOU’LL ALL BE TERRIBLY EXCITED BY THIS GIMMICK. JUST DON’T EXPECT ME TO READ ANYTHING YOU WRITE, I DON’T REALLY HAVE THE TIME.

ACCEPTING OF YOUR GRATITUDE,

MISTRESS


Yes, that’s correct. A direct and community wide messaging system is now in place.

☆This system is text only, there will be no voice or video options.
☆Messages can be made privately if they are addressed at the top, otherwise they are community wide.
☆Your name appears under every message you write, it is impossible to be anonymous at this point unless you use the right ink.
☆You cannot use another person’s quill.
☆Only messages from The Mistress make the book come to life. If she has something she wants you to read, the book will fly repeatedly into your face or body until you do so.
☆Illiterate characters will be able to read and write. The quill will write whatever message they are trying to convey, and the written words are understandable to them.


Now for the fun part. Those pots of ink? Enchanted, of course. The Mistress is looking to stir trouble while implementing her changes. Each ink draws a different response out of a quill, and sometimes it’s impossible to resist.

Some of the different effects the inks have include:
☆The Ink of Unrestrained Thought. It writes whatever you’re thinking.
☆The Ink of Unrestrained Dirty Thought. It writes whatever dirty thoughts are lurking in the back of your mind.
☆The Ink of Unrestrained Dirty Thoughts you Didn’t Know You Had. Sometimes the quill has a way of planting ideas in your head.
☆The Ink of Innuendo. Everything you write becomes an innuendo.
☆The Ink of Anonymity. This makes your messages unidentifiable, meaning nobody can tell who you are when you write.
☆The Ink of Perverse Anonymity. Not only are your messages anonymous, they’re filthy. You wouldn’t want your name attached to this sort of shit.
☆The Ink of Invitation. Shy? This quill is perfect. It cuts out the middleman and invites the hottie over to your place for some one on one time. Only it isn’t very discerning and tends to invite everyone, awkward.


Feel free to get inventive with these. Your character could dip their quill into just about anything, completely unaware of what they’re about to unleash. Of course, there's also just plain old ink available...but where's the fun in that?

You may also put up an IC contact post in your character’s journal for in-game messages

QUESTS FOR MAY
Remember, to accomplish a quest and earn coins, you just need to address the quest in a thread somewhere or play it out fully with others. We urge you to tally your own coins and remind you that jobs come with monthly payment.

Apprentices:
Writing Mistress’s Dirty Letters to dignitaries in foreign Kingdoms- 20g
Drawing countless images of The Mistress, posing nude- 10g
Washing graffiti off the castle walls- 5g

Guards:
Writing and drawing wanted posters for criminals - 20g
Drawing warning signs for various faults around the castle- 10g
Leaving graffiti for the Apprentices- 5g


Outliers:
Transcribing the grand tales of warriors who cannot write- 20g
Drawing caricatures for fellow peasants- 10g
Writing dirty poems for sale- 5g


THIS IS ALSO A CR MEME so please re-introduce yourselves and use this post as a place to plot for the event and for the game at large.

Fill out the information below in a comment, post it and take a look at some other comments.

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[personal profile] loveskulls

Hello, everyone! Welcome to Kingdom Comes’ first AC post PLUS a little wrap up to the event. We’d like to thank everyone who has joined and participated in this game so far, we hope it will continue to grow into the bountiful sex paradise we always hoped it would.

Given that the game is currently ahem petite and still a growing thing, we have decided that this month’s AC will simply be a check in. That is to say, we want you to comment with your characters and one thread you are participating in, regardless of comment count. Please use the following form and reply to this post!




EVENT WRAP-UP

As for April's event, our heroes will not be unrewarded! The Funworm is vanquished by fun itself and as we know, it was the sultry and seductive duo that took it down. Both parties will be rewarded with 100 coins to do with what they will, but only the successful Ember and Rudy will win the true prize.

Friendship.

Just kidding, that would suck ass. Instead, they will be rewarded with an ornate, fabergé egg each. Each egg is decorated in a way that resembles the appearance and personality of its owner, both in colour and carvings.

Yes, you can sell it, but just listen to what it can do. Unbeknownst to the prize winners, the egg is full of secrets. The egg, when held a certain way, will vibrate. When left to its own devices, it will emit sensual, aphrodisiac-like perfumes. Holding it can improve confidence, virility and charm. It does a manner of small but “useful” things, of which we trust players to take liberties with.

In the aftermath, there isn’t a “celebration” of victory. In fact, partying is off the table for a while. People go back to their normal lives and now you can finally settle into the wonderful and dull routine of living...

...Until about a week from now, when we post the next event.

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[personal profile] heiresy
Hey everyone! I'm Oli and I've got Aymeric de Borel from Final Fantasy XIV. He's the Lord Commander of the Temple Knights, so he's a hot shot where he came from. He's a charming, earnest politician elf guy and he's here to make the ladies and gents swoon. His canon-point is from The Far Edge of Fate, recent post-war stuff. He might seem a little cold at first, but he's sure to warm up if you give him incentive.



I'm horsechiffon on plurk and Gaymeric#5748 on discord. I look forward to all the fun!
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[personal profile] dravanicide
Hey everyone, I'm Zorn and I'm bringing with me Estinien Wymrblood from Final Fantasy XIV. He's the vaulted champion on Ishgard, which is kinda like fantasy catholic France with elves! They've been locked in a war with dragons for a thousand years, and Estinien has some baggage from the war, and a vengeance streak a mile long. He's a prickly, grumpy dude who doesn't really like social interaction at all, what a joy! For those familiar, I took him just before his and the WoL's trek into The Aery!

For more info on this oversized cactus, you can watch this very in depth and super serious video about Estinien:



Anyhoo, I'm [plurk.com profile] ZornSable on plurk, feel free to add me! I'm also on Discord as Zanono#5772. I'm happy to be here and excited to play with you all <3
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[personal profile] loveskulls



SCENARIO ONE:
There are many reasons you could find yourself in the depths of the forest. Foraging, hunting, a task set by the mistress or rumors of a plant that grants unfathomable powers once consumed. Whatever the reason may be, you’re in the depths of it now. The flora and fauna seems quite similar to a normal, earth forest. Only it’s rich, green, filled with pastel flowers and leaves and barely touched by humanity. The forest giveth and taketh and the villagers know better than to take advantage of it, particularly when more sinister beings lie in the darker depths of it.

Like, y’know. Bears and shit.

The animals of the forest enjoy playing games with humans. They’ve figured out that the new batches of people don’t seem to realise they can talk, and they revel in starting conversations and stopping them as soon as they realise another human is approaching. They do this so you look mad, of course. They will lie, telling you that eating or drinking certain things within the forest can grant you awesome powers. More often than not, they’re doing it to watch you eat aphrodisiac flowers or drink normal water and act high and mighty.

Plants are also tricky. The mushrooms in the forest are said to taste delicious, like beef and chicken (and they go great in pasta). This information comes from villagers, but they tell you to pick fast and not to linger, because the mushrooms are sly.

What they don’t tell you is that the mushrooms talk too. Not only will they beg you to spare them, they can sense your deepest insecurities and share them with the world, chiming in unison about your deepest secrets loud enough to let everyone in the area hear.

Flowers can release fumes that addle the mind. You see visions of beautiful people and feel compelled to run into their arms, unaware that you’re making out with a tree or a bear. Others are less insidious, simply releasing pleasant fumes that make you want to spoon in the grass and cuddle for hours in the cold forest.

SCENARIO TWO:
On the outskirts of the kingdom, there are rumors of several magical fountains hidden in mountains or forests. Whether you are sent by The Mistress or tasked to do it by rich diplomats for a hefty sum, you have good reason to find them.


One fountain is incredible to look at. The marble carving is ornate and detailed and took an impressive amount of dedication from the petals of each flower to the spirals that surround them. The water will make you absolutely irresistible to those around you. One sip will drive those around you absolutely mad for you. Whether it be a desperate urge to fuck or a desperate urge to sing you sonnets and kiss your feet, they will want you.

One fountain has beautiful, marble figures carved into it. It will change you into the opposite sex, but the finest form of the opposite sex. The height of beauty and body standards, but just enough like yourself that you are almost recognisable.

One fountain is pretty plain. What you see is what you get, but there’s something satisfying about the simplicity. It is, of course, impressively gold plated despite lacking carvings. It grants you not only the desire to fuck, but the power to be the absolute best at it. There is nobody you can’t please, and you can please for hours on end without becoming tired. You are driven to give pleasure to all of those around you, and when allowed, you will absolutely succeed.

The quest to find these fountains is extremely difficult and water is sparse in the areas. It will be almost impossible to resist a small sip, but even the smallest sip can provide nearly an hours worth of effects. There’s plenty of water for you to drink and still fill the vials you’ve been provided, but there’s plenty of reason to be distracted.

SCENARIO THREE:
The Mistress frequently holds a ball, and everyone is always invited. Your outfit is not what you would have picked, really. In fact, you didn’t pick it at all. As soon as you walk through the door, the outfit you choose turns from modest to nearly non-existent. All clothing turns to lingerie or BDSM wear. Sensible pants are leather chaps, dresses are corsets, shoes are heeled and lace is nearly everywhere. The only thing you have to protect your dignity is a lovely, bedazzled mask.

The incense is strong as ever in Mistresses’ Ballroom. It has mild, aphrodisiac effects and seems to calm the nerves. Shot glasses of all colours line the tables, each which a little card in front of them with a vague title.

Red: Passion
(This one is simple, it grants you undeniable passion, lust and desire.)

Orange: Fierce
(Like Red, it offers lust but with a rough edge. It makes you want it, but it makes you want to give it or take it hard.)

Yellow: Sweet
(The kindest cocktail. It offers lust, but sweetly. It makes you want gentle kisses and soft touches.)

Green: Greed
(It sets your sights on more than one partner, possibly at once.)

Blue: Exhibition
(You don’t care where you are, anywhere will suffice. The more people who see, the better.)

Purple: Filthy
(This one encourages dirty talk. All of your words will become suggestive, all of your desires will slip out and some things you thought you’d never say are announced.)

Black: Kinky

(The most potent of all. This shot will cause you to want whips and chains. Dominance. Leather, even. Hope you’ve prepared a safeword.)

The drinks aren’t just on the tables, they’re passed around by scantily dressed waiters and waitresses and offered to you by fellow attendees. The effects are almost immediate, lasting roughly an hour depending on how many you ingest. They can, of course, be combined with other drinks for multiple effects.

The drinks and the drawers aren’t the only aspect of the party. The ballroom is beautiful and fearsome, the walls are decorated tastefully with the skulls of the Mistresses’ enemies. The theme seems to be blood and lust, almost everything is either black or red and the carvings and decorations all resemble skulls and bones. The music is enchanting and inspires rhythm in the worst dancers. This entire night is orchestrated to be an incredible, sexy spectacle for the Mistress and everyone here is merely a humble instrument to her visions.

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[personal profile] loveskulls
One week winds into the next and so on and so forth, just as time tends to do. The only problem seems to be that, despite time flowing normally, the festival just never seems to end. Food and drink is not in abundance anymore, people are partying so hard they’re dropping to the ground, exhausted.

Eventually, people start to notice that some of the bodies dropped to the floor are not taking an impromptu nap. They’re.. Well. Dead. Completely dead, but with a huge grin on their face. Some people are unaccounted for, in the mess of the festivities. They’re all just going through some stuff now.

The smiles are the biggest and most obvious clue as to where people are disappearing to. Witnesses say that they’ve seen the Funworm from afar, eating people whole and paralysing others with its powerful fun-pheromones. The villagers seem to have collectively decided to pass this problem onto the Off-Worlders with guilt mongering and offers of untold riches (as much as they can afford, anyway). The Mistress has written it off as something that isn’t her problem, but that doesn’t mean Apprentices and Guards can’t volunteer their time.

Another lead, helpfully provided, is that the Fun Cult are guests in the Kingdom and brought the Funworm as a gift of good spirit for the Festival of Fool. They’re still residing on the outer edges of the festival in their camp, where the Funworm sleeps at night. It’s guarded, in a subtle way, by some suspicious looking dudes in robes. There’s usually at least two milling around, ready to lead intruders to the Funworm.

There are two schools of thought going into this little mission. The first is that violence is the answer and the only acceptable way to defeat the Funworm and end the nonsense once and for all. The second is that love is the answer, that you catch more flies with honey and seduction is the safer and more effective route.

For this event, we need four people. Two people to lead the way with violence and two to lead the way with seduction. The Monks of the Fun Cult will be played by two NPC characters and your characters will be drilling them (literally, figuratively…) for answers.

Please sign your characters up under the headers below! Sign-ups will close on April 23rd, at which point we will roll for the lucky four!.
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[personal profile] maledictus_semper
Hello, everyone!

I'm Linden and I bring Ardyn Izunia from Final Fantasy XV. He's a complete trashlord with a mind like a Niflheim gutter. He's Imperial Chancellor to Niflheim, but you wouldn't think since he dresses like someone's homeless uncle. Perfect for a place like this. I look forward to meeting you all and having some sexy fun times ^-^

Feel free to contact me via Plurk: ThorinII I'm always up for plotting/smutting or whatever you feel like doing.

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[personal profile] whitehairedprettyboy
Hey everyone! I'm Veth, and I'm bringing Valmont from Jackie Chan Adventures to this terrible, terrible party. He's a stuck-up British dude who wears too much green and used to be a rich and powerful crime lord, but then Jackie Chan happened, and then he got possessed by a demon and Jackie Chan happened again, and long story short he's fallen on much harder times these days. And while he's hoping an apprentice gig here will put him back on track to the whole "rich and powerful" thing, I wouldn't get my hopes up. Basically, he's a jerk, but he's a pretty jerk, and I'm excited for terrible things to happen to him. c: Permissions are here!

Feel free to add me on plurk at [plurk.com profile] vethica! I haven't been in a game in a while, so bear with me if I mess anything up, but I look forward to meeting and playing with all of you! ♥
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[personal profile] rennotrin
Hello, hello! I'm Siv, and I bring Ren here from the depths of my brain! Issues with himself and some others aside, he's just the kinda guy who'd be happy to netflix and chill -- if there was netflix in this kingdom, anyway! He tends to prefer to take charge, but people who manage to get the upper hand on him are... well, pretty damn special.

Feel free to contact me at plurk at: [plurk.com profile] thekt! Ren's permissions and kinks list are here!

I'm always happy to plot things out first - just let me know who you are if you use plurk so I don't mistake you for a bot or something. :)
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[personal profile] geminated_man
How do you do, fellow degenerates?

I'm Neko, and I'm bringing in this foul shithead here. This is Rudy, and he's from Misfits, joining fellow ASBO Shitheads Simon and Alisha in for fun and sexy shenanigans. If you've seen the show, I'm taking Rudy from S4E4, and there'll be some big spoilers if you have not. But why haven't you? It's a freaking amazing show and you should watch it. Fair warning about Rudy: He's got no filter and generally just says whatever comes to his mind, including sexually provocative comments.

If you wanna contact me, feel free to hit me up at [plurk.com profile] analoren or on discord at analoren#1851. I'm always down for a chat and plotting stuff so hit me up any time
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[personal profile] loveskulls


Hello, sugar buns! Consider this the official ribbon cutting ceremony of the game, we’re open for business. Welcome to the game, everyone, we hope you enjoy yourselves. The intro log will go up tomorrow (April 9th) so be on the lookout for that sweet, sweet event info!

The CR meme will come around every month, usually coinciding with both the app cycle and the monthly event. It will serve as a place to post introductions, plot for events, discuss kinks and desired CR and add people to plurk or discord.

This month’s event will come in a few parts, we will post the rundown of what happens in your character’s first day here and you are welcome to play out some of it or use this post to handwave interactions and establish some CR. Be on the lookout for information about the opening event, The Festival of Foolsl! The arrival of the off-worlders coincides with a month long celebration of Fool’s Day, which is guaranteed to be lots of fun. Mandatory fun.

For this first month, we will not be posting any mini-quests for coins. This is because of the nature of the event and because we want you all to have a chance to get settled. Opportunities to earn coins may arise later in the month.

We have posted all of this information in a separate post for convenience, but you’re encouraged to plot here!

Fill out the information below in a comment, post it and tag around to your heart's content!

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[personal profile] heirlift
Hi all, I'm Tess and I am bringing in John "Homestuck" Egbert, the titular character of the popular webcomic. John is coming from the end of the credits, where he just turned 20 years old and technically his birthday is in a week but he will still be 20 years old regardless. Please wish him a happy birthday! I expect at least one penis cake. Thank you.

I can be contacted at [plurk.com profile] culling or on Discord as Tyrian#8117! (If you add me on Discord, just drop me a line to let me know who you are! Just so that I know you're a real person and not a spam bot.)
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[personal profile] frenzies
HELLO my name is Jo and I am going to be your lovely helper mod here at Kingdom Comes! I also bring with me two miscreants lovely people: Alisha Daniels from the British E4 series Misfits, as well as Remus Lupin, Teen Wolf, of Harry Potter fame.

For those familiar with Misfits, Alisha is taken from s2e4, just after the death of Superhoodie (because who doesn't love trauma?). Remus is being taken after his graduation from Hogwarts, so he'll be 18 in-game, coming from living in London with Sirius and working odd jobs while he studies DaDA on the side. Why does Hogwarts not offer student teaching, honestly.

I'm available for friendship and plotting on Plurk at [plurk.com profile] gothbless, feel free to hit me up over there. I'm so excited to get this ball rolling!!
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[personal profile] ignisvulpes
Hey everyone! I'm Naem and this is the first time I've ever been in a smut game so please pray for me but I really dig the Oglaf setting so hopefully everything will go well!

I'm bringing in an OC who likes to pretend his name is Kaphlar Kinra because fuck giving away basically any information about his real past. He's a narcissistic kitsune whose ego will hopefully get knocked down a notch or two as soon as he figures out that he's powerless here, and I hope he gets owned every day because he deserves it. His permissions post is here, and I'll probably throw in an opt-out thing when I put up his HMD because honestly, he can be kind of obnoxious on an IC level and I understand not wanting to deal with that.

Anyhow, it's nice to meet you all! Feel free to add me on Plurk over at [plurk.com profile] mistytpednaem, I'm pretty shy but I like to make friends. o7
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[personal profile] brokencode
Hi there, my name is Asher, here with someone who... probably would be better off in a webcomic based around fluffy pillows and cuddling. The quick and dirty (and somewhat spoiler-y) version is that Angel was once imprisoned and by her father to unlock an alien super weapon. Dad liked to keep a tight leash on her, so she's not even sure how to curse, let alone do the dirty.

My hope is to explore Angel coming into herself, and moving past all the things that her father said were bad or taboo. Hopefully, that's where all of you come in!

In the meantime, I'm looking forward to getting to know you guys and plotting things out. You can reach me through PM here, or at my plurk [plurk.com profile] Ashstriferous. My permissions page can be found here!

Hello!

Apr. 4th, 2017 10:17 pm
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[personal profile] hauntpadour
Glad to be here! Egon is a character I've recently picked up, playing him here and in Ryslig!

My name is CJ, I'm here to try just about anything, and feel free to add me on plurk!
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[personal profile] rockisdead

YO YO YO my name is Lepo, I'm a sucker for trash smut, and I think I know some of you guys! But more importantly, here's an asshole rock-star. Ember McLain is one of the (many) ghost villains from Danny Phantom, but does manage to be one of the more interesting ones in terms of personality/motif. She's kind of an asshole rockstar who likes to hypnotize people with music and screw around with their emotions, so there's that. She is affable, though, and maybe this'll help soften her up a little bit? Maybe? Who knows?

Her permissions can be found here, and you can feel free to add or hit me up on plurk at [plurk.com profile] lepowned!