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Uh oh, seems some magic went awry. Looks like what’s in your pants is a little— or a lot different than it was a minute ago. Your beloved genitals have been swapped with another in the area.
How will you know who has yours?
A little game of hot and cold, of course. You’ll get hot and bothered to where you can’t ignore it anymore by the time you’re standing in front of the current carrier of your junk. Found it? Great!
Now you just have to get it back on your body. To do this, you will be tasked to stimulate your familiar set of genitals until the current owner comes, of course! Be sure to get one another off around the same time, or you may have to go on the hunt again.
—At least that’s what the quickly slinking away wizard tells you.
Seems your coffers have gotten a little empty. Good thing the local potion master will offer some coin for each draught you try. She claims she has gotten much too old to be trying new potions out on herself anyway.
Red: Touted as what is supposed to be a more powerful love potion, this will make the next person who sees you fall madly for you, so much so that they just want to be you. They will try desperately to talk you out of your clothes so that they may wear them.
Blue: Supposedly this potion allows the user to fly. Seems a little unevenly mixed… Upon consuming this you will begin to levitate, though primarily by a single limb or body part.
Green: A potion designed to help farmers; it will make unruly magical plants docile, even affectionate. This potion is perhaps too potent… The drinker will be utterly irresistible to plant-life. Hopefully you like them as much as they seem to like you.
Purple: The potion master promises more coin for this than the others. It seems to be a potion of compulsive truth-telling. Take a little too much and it will make you start exaggerating truths and feel unable to keep them to yourself!
Black: The crown jewel of the potions. Supposedly it makes the user stronger, faster, smarter, and all too eager to show it off! Seems as if the potion does not improve any individual quality, but it does instill a false sense of superiority and a hefty amount of exuberant arrogance.
There are great prizes for those with the courage to compete! So promises the Mistress, at least, and you’re desperate enough to believe her. You will be herded into the courtyard, paired up and ordered to strip. You may be worried, you may be excited— to learn that you are now competing in a three legged race with your partner. Hopefully you and your partner are on the same page with wanting to still compete. There’s certainly no do-overs on partners. Better get ready, the race is about to begin!
Hello sugar plums,
This is sad but probably not unexpected news that pertains to the state of the game. We mods have deliberated over the pace and size and have come to the difficult decision to close the game.
This is largely because we do not see the game growing or thriving in DWRP currently, as other games are more successfully catering to the smut genre and there doesn't seem to be a large interest in the setting. With the large number of drops, and with no new blood coming in, it's growing to be difficult to keep things afloat. We intend to keep the comms open and have no plans to delete or close anything. There's no time limit to the end of the game, but we can wind up the Snow Queen event if anyone is interested—feel free to keep tagging your threads and bring things to a satisfying end (wink, wink).
Thank you so much to everyone that gave us a chance and sorry once again to end things this way.
Lots of love,
Megan and Jo
Hello, dearest sluts! We here on the mod team hope you're as excited for this event as we are, because it's promising to be a fun and wholesome time for all!
And by 'fun and wholesome,' we of course mean 'fun and filthy'.
While everyone else is busy frolicking in the snow, snuggling up to stay warm, or becoming hermits and cursing the Snow Queen from afar, ten brave individuals have stepped forward to compete for the honor of keeping her company and with any luck, reversing this bout of wintry weather we've been having.
The participants have been sorted into a bracket, tournament-style; in order to move forward to the next round, one has to simply keep from orgasming until after their partner does. This can take place in private if necessary; all the Mistress asks is for an honest report of who bested who. The rest of the details can be found here in the original event post.
Without further ado, THE BRACKET:
The summer months are coming up in our locationally vague Kingdom. There was a brief dip into longer, warmer days that began with flowers blooming, birds chirping and other assorted signs of natural seasonal change. Over the past few days, as we progress into what truly should be summer, we see these signs regress. Days are shorter, colder and plants are slowly starting to die. This suspicious change in weather comes to a head, when chilly temperatures drop so low that frost begins to creep over the kingdom. Before you know it, summer has regressed back into winter entirely and snow will fall. The Kingdom is a veritable Winter Wonderland, and it’s enjoyable for a little while.
Characters can build snowmen, toboggan down slopes, cuddle by the fire and enjoy warm drinks and meals together.. Until supplies start to run out, due to the unexpected second winter.
Correspondence between Kingdoms travels back and forth, until the Mountain Kingdoms come back with both a source and solution for this problem. The Snow Queen, residing in the highest reaches of the mountain, is in desperate need of company. Her isolation is making her miserable, which is causing her powers to spiral out of control. The only cure for her ailment is companionship of a particular sort, someone to keep her warm at night, someone to provide affection and, you know...
There’s no secret as to why the Mountain Kingdom has asked for assistance from The Mistress. Her Kingdom has certain proclivities that should prove useful, but she can’t send just anyone (and certainly not herself, because she is burdened with not caring). A failed attempt to seduce the Snow Queen could be just as risky as leaving her isolated. Her savior must be skilled in many ways, but primarily the art of pleasure and not freezing to death.
In order to select the best candidate, the kingdom will hold a FUCK FEST. The winner of which will go on to seduce the Snow Queen. The rules are simple: contenders will be paired off, the first to orgasm loses and the one who holds out longest and fucks best is the winner. Luckily, it isn’t necessary to perform in front of a crowd. This will continue until all winners fuck and find the ultimate winner, our champion.
The dwarves of the Kingdom can happily furnish the ultimate champion with a potion that has “anti-freeze” effects, it lasts for an hour and is extremely difficult to make, use it wisely. They will also provide a tool belt, stocked with several different shapes, sizes and strengths of vibrators, dildos and strap ons. Wear it with pride, it is gold, shiny and studded with crystals.
You can keep it after you use it, it will probably come in handy.
The advertised prize for this event comes from The Mistress herself, she offers a power or substantial object from back home, along with an upgrade on your living situation (a shack to a cottage, shared quarters to a private room, a room with a private en-suite), beautiful, custom lingerie (that makes you extremely sensitive to touch, though they don’t say that) and a plaque on your door that declares you the Master of Seduction.
There will be smaller prizes for all who participate, one small item from home, beautiful, custom lingerie (that makes you extremely sensitive to touch, though they don’t say that) and a badge that says “Adequate Fuck”.
USE THIS POST TO SIGN UP. A post will follow in a 4 days, sorting everyone into pairs for the contest. We will RNG the winners of each round and thus, find the next few pairs until we get the winner. It’s totally up to you guys which threads you want to play out and which you would rather handwave.
Hello, everyone! Welcome to Kingdom Comes’ monthly Activity Check!
For this month's AC, you are required to have ten comments from your character in the AC period in order to pass and remain in the game. Please use the following form and reply to this post! Your comment will be screened when you have passed.
If you don't have enough activity this month, don't fret! Just link us what you have and let us know you'd like take a strike. You will need to pass AC next month in order to stay in the game.
Please submit your AC by Thursday, June 8th.
As promised, it’s been roughly a week since we posted AC (In some timezone, anyway). As such, it’s time for us to both announce our next event and post a CR meme to follow along with it.
For this month’s event, we’ve gone so far as to create a new comm. We now have kingdomtalks in addition to our log community. As you might have guessed, it’s something of a network community, but it’s tailored to suit the setting of the game. This event will introduce this new game mechanic in a manner we hope will be extremely educational. Be sure to request access to this new comm so you can jump in right away!
All characters will wake up to a small, neatly wrapped package outside of their door. When they open it, they’ll find a plain, leather bound book and a quill that seems to be tailored to suit their personality (If your character likes blue, it might be blue. If your character is a pretentious asshole, it might be a peacock feather) and several bottles of ink, none of which are labelled in any particular fashion. The book is completely blank and super boring looking, until it flips itself out of hand and flips open to the first page, where The Mistress will write her opening message. Words appear on the page as they are written.
YOU NEED NOT WONDER WHY OR HOW THESE BOOKS HAVE BEEN GIFTED TO YOU. THEY WERE A GIFT FROM ME. GENEROUS, I KNOW.
AS FOR WHY: I’VE FOUND THAT WITH SO MANY OF YOU OPTING TO ABANDON THE CASTLE TO BE RECKLESS RENEGADES, IT’S TERRIBLY HARD TO KEEP IN CONTACT. SO, THIS BOOK WILL ALWAYS ALERT YOU WHEN I HAVE SOMETHING TO CONVEY TO THE WHOLE KINGDOM, EVEN IF IT NEEDS TO FLY IN YOUR FACE OR YOUR BALLS.
GENEROUS AS I AM, I’VE ALSO ALLOWED YOU TO WRITE MESSAGES TO ONE ANOTHER WITH THESE BOOKS. IT’S SIMPLE, REALLY, EVEN WITH THE APELIKE INTELLIGENCE IT TAKES TO LIVE IN POVERTY WILLINGLY. YOU WRITE A MESSAGE IN THE PAGES, AND IT APPEARS IN EVERY BOOK IN THE ENTIRE KINGDOM. IF YOU WANT TO DISCUSS SOMETHING PRIVATELY, YOU NEED TO WRITE THE NAME OF YOUR INTENDED ON THE TOP OF YOUR PAGE. THEN YOU CAN GET AS DIRTY AS YOU LIKE, NOBODY WILL BE READING.
AGAIN, EVEN THOSE WITH APE LIKE INTELLIGENCE CAN UNDERSTAND THIS, SO IF YOU COULDN’T READ OR WRITE BEFORE, YOU’LL FIND YOU CAN. MY MESSAGES ARE TOO IMPORTANT TO MISS OUT OF PURE STUPIDITY, OF COURSE.
YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED I SENT A COUPLE OF BOTTLES OF INK ALONG WITH THE BOOK. THAT’S BECAUSE I KNOW YOU’LL ALL BE TERRIBLY EXCITED BY THIS GIMMICK. JUST DON’T EXPECT ME TO READ ANYTHING YOU WRITE, I DON’T REALLY HAVE THE TIME.
ACCEPTING OF YOUR GRATITUDE,
☆This system is text only, there will be no voice or video options.
☆Messages can be made privately if they are addressed at the top, otherwise they are community wide.
☆Your name appears under every message you write, it is impossible to be anonymous at this point unless you use the right ink.
☆You cannot use another person’s quill.
☆Only messages from The Mistress make the book come to life. If she has something she wants you to read, the book will fly repeatedly into your face or body until you do so.
☆Illiterate characters will be able to read and write. The quill will write whatever message they are trying to convey, and the written words are understandable to them.
☆The Ink of Unrestrained Thought. It writes whatever you’re thinking.
☆The Ink of Unrestrained Dirty Thought. It writes whatever dirty thoughts are lurking in the back of your mind.
☆The Ink of Unrestrained Dirty Thoughts you Didn’t Know You Had. Sometimes the quill has a way of planting ideas in your head.
☆The Ink of Innuendo. Everything you write becomes an innuendo.
☆The Ink of Anonymity. This makes your messages unidentifiable, meaning nobody can tell who you are when you write.
☆The Ink of Perverse Anonymity. Not only are your messages anonymous, they’re filthy. You wouldn’t want your name attached to this sort of shit.
☆The Ink of Invitation. Shy? This quill is perfect. It cuts out the middleman and invites the hottie over to your place for some one on one time. Only it isn’t very discerning and tends to invite everyone, awkward.
Hello, everyone! Welcome to Kingdom Comes’ first AC post PLUS a little wrap up to the event. We’d like to thank everyone who has joined and participated in this game so far, we hope it will continue to grow into the bountiful sex paradise we always hoped it would.
Given that the game is currently ahem petite and still a growing thing, we have decided that this month’s AC will simply be a check in. That is to say, we want you to comment with your characters and one thread you are participating in, regardless of comment count. Please use the following form and reply to this post!
As for April's event, our heroes will not be unrewarded! The Funworm is vanquished by fun itself and as we know, it was the sultry and seductive duo that took it down. Both parties will be rewarded with 100 coins to do with what they will, but only the successful Ember and Rudy will win the true prize.
Just kidding, that would suck ass. Instead, they will be rewarded with an ornate, fabergé egg each. Each egg is decorated in a way that resembles the appearance and personality of its owner, both in colour and carvings.
Yes, you can sell it, but just listen to what it can do. Unbeknownst to the prize winners, the egg is full of secrets. The egg, when held a certain way, will vibrate. When left to its own devices, it will emit sensual, aphrodisiac-like perfumes. Holding it can improve confidence, virility and charm. It does a manner of small but “useful” things, of which we trust players to take liberties with.
In the aftermath, there isn’t a “celebration” of victory. In fact, partying is off the table for a while. People go back to their normal lives and now you can finally settle into the wonderful and dull routine of living...
...Until about a week from now, when we post the next event.
There are many reasons you could find yourself in the depths of the forest. Foraging, hunting, a task set by the mistress or rumors of a plant that grants unfathomable powers once consumed. Whatever the reason may be, you’re in the depths of it now. The flora and fauna seems quite similar to a normal, earth forest. Only it’s rich, green, filled with pastel flowers and leaves and barely touched by humanity. The forest giveth and taketh and the villagers know better than to take advantage of it, particularly when more sinister beings lie in the darker depths of it.
Like, y’know. Bears and shit.
The animals of the forest enjoy playing games with humans. They’ve figured out that the new batches of people don’t seem to realise they can talk, and they revel in starting conversations and stopping them as soon as they realise another human is approaching. They do this so you look mad, of course. They will lie, telling you that eating or drinking certain things within the forest can grant you awesome powers. More often than not, they’re doing it to watch you eat aphrodisiac flowers or drink normal water and act high and mighty.
Plants are also tricky. The mushrooms in the forest are said to taste delicious, like beef and chicken (and they go great in pasta). This information comes from villagers, but they tell you to pick fast and not to linger, because the mushrooms are sly.
What they don’t tell you is that the mushrooms talk too. Not only will they beg you to spare them, they can sense your deepest insecurities and share them with the world, chiming in unison about your deepest secrets loud enough to let everyone in the area hear.
Flowers can release fumes that addle the mind. You see visions of beautiful people and feel compelled to run into their arms, unaware that you’re making out with a tree or a bear. Others are less insidious, simply releasing pleasant fumes that make you want to spoon in the grass and cuddle for hours in the cold forest.
On the outskirts of the kingdom, there are rumors of several magical fountains hidden in mountains or forests. Whether you are sent by The Mistress or tasked to do it by rich diplomats for a hefty sum, you have good reason to find them.
One fountain is incredible to look at. The marble carving is ornate and detailed and took an impressive amount of dedication from the petals of each flower to the spirals that surround them. The water will make you absolutely irresistible to those around you. One sip will drive those around you absolutely mad for you. Whether it be a desperate urge to fuck or a desperate urge to sing you sonnets and kiss your feet, they will want you.
One fountain has beautiful, marble figures carved into it. It will change you into the opposite sex, but the finest form of the opposite sex. The height of beauty and body standards, but just enough like yourself that you are almost recognisable.
One fountain is pretty plain. What you see is what you get, but there’s something satisfying about the simplicity. It is, of course, impressively gold plated despite lacking carvings. It grants you not only the desire to fuck, but the power to be the absolute best at it. There is nobody you can’t please, and you can please for hours on end without becoming tired. You are driven to give pleasure to all of those around you, and when allowed, you will absolutely succeed.
The quest to find these fountains is extremely difficult and water is sparse in the areas. It will be almost impossible to resist a small sip, but even the smallest sip can provide nearly an hours worth of effects. There’s plenty of water for you to drink and still fill the vials you’ve been provided, but there’s plenty of reason to be distracted.
The Mistress frequently holds a ball, and everyone is always invited. Your outfit is not what you would have picked, really. In fact, you didn’t pick it at all. As soon as you walk through the door, the outfit you choose turns from modest to nearly non-existent. All clothing turns to lingerie or BDSM wear. Sensible pants are leather chaps, dresses are corsets, shoes are heeled and lace is nearly everywhere. The only thing you have to protect your dignity is a lovely, bedazzled mask.
The incense is strong as ever in Mistresses’ Ballroom. It has mild, aphrodisiac effects and seems to calm the nerves. Shot glasses of all colours line the tables, each which a little card in front of them with a vague title.
(This one is simple, it grants you undeniable passion, lust and desire.)
(Like Red, it offers lust but with a rough edge. It makes you want it, but it makes you want to give it or take it hard.)
(The kindest cocktail. It offers lust, but sweetly. It makes you want gentle kisses and soft touches.)
(It sets your sights on more than one partner, possibly at once.)
(You don’t care where you are, anywhere will suffice. The more people who see, the better.)
(This one encourages dirty talk. All of your words will become suggestive, all of your desires will slip out and some things you thought you’d never say are announced.)
(The most potent of all. This shot will cause you to want whips and chains. Dominance. Leather, even. Hope you’ve prepared a safeword.)
The drinks aren’t just on the tables, they’re passed around by scantily dressed waiters and waitresses and offered to you by fellow attendees. The effects are almost immediate, lasting roughly an hour depending on how many you ingest. They can, of course, be combined with other drinks for multiple effects.
The drinks and the drawers aren’t the only aspect of the party. The ballroom is beautiful and fearsome, the walls are decorated tastefully with the skulls of the Mistresses’ enemies. The theme seems to be blood and lust, almost everything is either black or red and the carvings and decorations all resemble skulls and bones. The music is enchanting and inspires rhythm in the worst dancers. This entire night is orchestrated to be an incredible, sexy spectacle for the Mistress and everyone here is merely a humble instrument to her visions.